Santa Santa why are you fat?

Santa Santa why are you fat?
Did you eat a cat in a hat?
Or an elephant down on his knees
Is it true Santa Oh tell us please

Santa Santa Why are you so fat?
Was it mince pies that did that?
Or was it the booze or all the cheese
Is it true Santa oh tell us please

Santa Santa why are you so fat?
Did you eat a dragon a dirty old bat?
Or was it the children you ate with ease
Is it true Santa oh tell us please

By Dr Geebers