There was a young man called Mick

There was a young man called Mick

Who had a really small dick

It was that small

That when it rose tall

You could use it as a tooth pick

There was a young boy called Dick,

There was a young boy called Dick,

Who liked to make everyone sick?

By being so rude,

When eating his food,

And giving his tongue a flick.

By Dr Geebers

There was a young dog called Dick,

There was a young dog called Dick,

Who was real stupid and thick,

While on retreat,

He lost his feet,

While trying to fetch a stick.

By Dr Geebers