There was a fast car on the road

 

There was a fast car on the road

Which was carrying a really big load

When hitting a hole

It careered up a pole

And decided to really explode

 



There was a young boy so bad

There was a young boy so bad

Who really hated his dad

So he stole his car

And drove it far

Along with the money he had

By Dr Geebers

There was a young car so fast

There was a young car so fast

Who didn't want to come last

After eating a Mars

He flew past cars

Like an atomic blast

By Dr Geebers

There Was A Young Man With A Hat

There was a young man with a hat,

Who always liked to chat,

Until one day,

He dropped it I say,

And a car went splitity splat.

By Dr Geebers