Wednesday 29 August 2012

There was a young woman with lips

 
There was a young woman with lips
Bigger than her huge hips
That big its true
She had more than two
And now she gets paid huge tips

There was a young woman with tits

 
There was a young woman with tits
Who liked to show her bits
When along came a snake
And jumped in her sack
And gave her the bloody well shits

There was a young woman so dumb

 
There was a young woman so dumb
Who took it right up the bum
Who screamed out loud
In the middle of the crowd
And her face got covered in cum


Greedy Cow

 
Give me all your money
Give ma all your love
Give me everything
Even a white winged dove
 
Give me all your truth
Give me all your lies
Give me everything
Even all the pies
 
Give me all your wages
Give me all your cars
Give me everything
Even a trip to mars
 
Give me what I want
Give me it now
Give me everything
Because I'm a greedy cow


Sunday 26 August 2012

HELP ME PLEASE

Help me please, Lord I pray,
Encourage me on, through my day.
Let me see, that light please,
Promise me Lord, now with ease.

Making it easier, to move on,
Ending this misery, let it be gone.

Please my Lord, please I pray,
Let me see that light today.
Eventually getting what’s to come,
As life is hard and is no fun.
So help me Lord, please I pray,
Ending this misery, please today.

By Dr. Geebers.

POETRY IN MOTION

Poets come, from all over the world,
Only to write, now boys and girls.
Encouraged on, by family and friends,
To write, and write, again and again.
Remembering their pasts, oh so well,
Yet having the time to create and tell.

In a poem from time to time,
Never saying that it will rhyme.

Making words seem oh so easy,
Oh yes that’s right, so simply sleazy.
To show the world that they have style,
In real elegance, that’s worth while.
On the other hand if they rhyme,
Now that’s simplicity that really does shine.

By Dr. Geebers

Tuesday 21 August 2012

Would you like to be homeless


Would you like to be homeless
Would you like to be on the street
Would you like to have smelly clothes
And really smelly feet

Would you like to have no income
Would you like to have no job
Would you like to live rough
Or be called a snob

Would you like to beg and steal
Would you like to understand
Would you like to help
Or would you like to be dammed

Yet when someone wants to help
Even though their homeless too
Some charities don’t care
So what would you do

To turn this around
Through art at its best
To do something good
In life’s real test

Well this is the truth
With a story to tell
Through one mans journey
In this living hell

Under a daft name
For everyone to see
Who is called Dr Geebers
Now that is me

So thank you everyone
From deep in my heart
You’ve all done me proud
So I could create my art

Around the U.K. coast
To help people like me
Who ends up homeless
Yet shared his love for free

So have a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
Now I can help others
Through my new career

With a book for everyone
In respectful glory
To help many charities
With a real life story

Respect to you all
And have a good time
This Poem is for all of you
Nicely written in rhyme

Even though I’m not homeless
Not now anyway
I found someone special
Who’s brightened my day

Due to creating art
For everyone to see
What a wonderful ending
To happen to me

Maybe sometime in the future
I can do this once more
With real sponcership
Right round our shore

To give 3 others a chance
To live the dream
Of walking the coast
If you know what I mean

Since there is loads of artists
Who need a hand
To get that one chance
To become grand

Yet its hard when you have nothing
To create art so pure
But Dr Geebers is not quitting
And wants this for sure

So thank you everyone
From deep in my heart
For giving me a chance
To show my pebble art

And I’ll say it again
Without any fear
Have a Merry Christmas
And a happy New Year

By Dr Geebers

Brandy brandy



Brandy, brandy makes you randy
Iasn't that right now my dear Mandy
Because its wicked is the Brandy
Its a lot better than any shandy
Working its dream
If you know what I mean
Making poor Mandy
Simply scream
With absolute pleasure
To simply treasure
In a moment
No one can measure

Because brandy, brandy makes you randy
Isn't that right now my dear Mandy
Because its wicked is the brandy
Its so great it is dandy
Making her squirm
\like a germ
All over my body
And now its my turn
To give her more
Total hardcore
Its round 2
Down on the floor

With brandy, brandy making us randy
Isn't that right now my dear Mandy
Because it is wicked is the brandy
Its so great it is dandy
Ripping of clothes
Touching your toes
Kissing your lips
Kissing your nose
Caressing your skin
Oh what a sin
Now let the true passion
Surely begin

With brandy, brandy making us randy
Isn't that right now my dear Mandy
Because it is wicked is the brandy
Its so great it is dandy
Building up sweat
With no regret
Making sure
We wont forget
Turning over
Like a four leaf clover
Going through the positions
Like a range rover

Because brandy, brandy making us randy
Isn't that right now my dear Mandy
Because it is wicked is the brandy
Its so great it is dandy
Going up and down
And all around
On the sofa
And on the ground
Making her scream
Which is obseen
With the perfect climax
In my dream


HOMELESSNESS

Help those people, who need help,
Over the world from town to town,
Making their life’s better for sure,
Ending this misery upon the ground.
Letting them see what life is about,
Enhancing their bodies and their souls,
Securing a future for them at last,
So they can go and achieve their goals.
Never let them feel ashamed,
Encouraging them to do their best.
See their problems in your mind,
So they feel wanted nevertheless.

By Dr. Geebers.



Tackling homelessness

This content applies to England only.
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Shelter is working for an end to homelessness in Scotland and England.

Tackling homelessness is not just about getting people off the streets. It's also about finding lasting solutions to stop people from becoming homeless in the first place.
Preventing homelessness is central to Shelter’s work. Alongside our support services for those in housing need, we campaign for legal and policy solutions to ensure people's homes are protected.


What is homelessness?

Homelessness is the most extreme form of housing need. But it isn’t just about people sleeping on the streets. There are many more people in England who do not have a home despite not actually sleeping rough. Some have to put up with living in temporary accommodation where they have an uncertain future. Unable to afford alternative options, others have to endure overcrowding and unsanitary conditions. Having a home is about more than just having a roof over your head.

The problem of homelessness

Homelessness is not just a housing problem. Not having a decent home adversely affects all areas of your life - from your health, to your achievement at school if you are a child, and your ability to get work if you are an adult. Conversely, if you are struggling with your health or your employment, this may in turn affect your housing needs and the security of your home.
People end up homeless for a wide variety of reasons:
  • When relationships break down, often one person is forced to move out without anywhere to go.
  • Private tenancies frequently last only for six months or a year, and when they come to an end people may face homelessness due to a lack of other affordable options.
  • When faced with an abusive home life, many children decide to run away.
After a reduction in or loss of income due to health reasons or unemployment, or a sharp rise in interest rates, a person may find themselves unable to keep up mortgage repayments. Some people on low incomes who rely on housing benefit to pay their rent can face eviction because of errors and delays in the benefit being paid.
Every homeless person’s situation is unique and complex. But Shelter believes that one of the main underlying causes of homelessness in England is a lack of affordable housing.

How to prevent homelessness

Since 2002, the Government has made homelessness prevention a priority, providing funding to improve homelessness services and requiring local councils to develop proactive strategies to prevent homelessness in their area.
Shelter believes that the current homelessness prevention approach can be improved in a number of ways. For example, we believe that every local authority should have a tenancy sustainment service to help vulnerable people to remain in their homes. We also believe homelessness for many people could be avoided through making the housing benefit system work better.
Ultimately, however, Shelter believes the solution to homelessness in England is to build more affordable housing.
The provision of housing needs to be increased throughout the social housing sector, the private rented sector and in the privately owned sector. Alongside this, the Government should look to build neighbourhoods where people can thrive.

Shelter's campaign demands

Shelter would like to see the Government's homelessness prevention strategy refocused to do more at an earlier stage to help people who are in danger of becoming homeless to keep their home, and to ensure that people who are homeless are offered secure housing they can afford.
Shelter calls on the Government and local councils to:
  • improve access to tenancy sustainment services to ensure that vulnerable people have the support they need to remain successfully in their homes
  • reform the housing benefit system to make it simpler and easy to access for those in housing need.
Shelter opposes policies that create barriers for people who are facing a housing crisis from receiving the help they need.

What is homelessness?

Many people only associate homelessness with sleeping on the streets, but this conceals the range and scale of the problem. To understand what homelessness really is, it's important to first consider what a 'home' is.

What is it like to be homeless?

Most people in England are fortunate enough never to have to experience homelessness. But for those who do, it can be a very traumatic experience that is hard to escape from, damaging physical and emotional well-being along the way.

What causes homelessness?

Homelessness is still viewed by many as the result of personal failings. But homelessness is caused by a complex interplay between a person's personal circumstances, and adverse 'structural' factors, outside that person's direct control. These problems can build up over years leading to the final crisis when a person may become homeless.

Homelessness prevention

Shelter’s work centres around preventing homelessness, both through our critical support services for people in housing need and our campaigns to improve government policies and services for homeless people. We believe people should not be allowed to become homeless and to properly tackle the issue of homelessness, its causes need to be addressed.

Tackling street homelessness

When tackling street homelessness, a distinction needs to be made between meeting the day-to-day needs of street homeless people, and the challenge of finding lasting solutions to their problems and getting them back into decent homes.


Donate now

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MY COMIC VERSE

Money, money, money,
Yummy, yummy, yummy,

Completely insane,
Or is it funny.
Making us see,
Including now me,
Comedy can come,

Violently, free.
Even with glitches,
Resulting in riches,
Surely or not,
Everyone’s in stitches.

By Dr. Geebers.

FRIENDSHIP

Friends are people that we know
Reassuring us as we grow
In our life’s for the best
Encouraging us nevertheless
Never saying we are wrong
Developing a friendship that is strong
Showing us love of a different kind
Helping us through those bad times
Inviting us to be their friend
Promising us friendship to the end

By Dr. Geebers.

JESUS CHRIST

Justify the love of God,
Each day when you feel down,
So you can see what this man means,
Utmost is what we found.
Showing us what he’s made of,

Completely for you and I,
Helping those who need help,
Rise up before they die.
In total harmony and total praise,
So we can do our best,
To show the love that we all hold,

For peace we must confess.

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

Food is something we all need,
Occasionally fuelled by our greed.
Otherwise it’s ok,
Don’t over do it in any way.

For fatty foods are not the best,
Optimize this nevertheless.
Right from the start to make things plain,

To help encourage body and brain.
Honestly now for best results,
Organic food has no faults.
Unconsciously giving you what you need,
Grown natural, oh yes we plead.
Helping your body bit by bit,
Though you must exercise to keep it fit.

FOOTBALLS CRAZY

Friendly people oh yes indeed,
Our football fan’s all agreed.
On the terraces and in the kop,
They love the game so they won’t stop.
Being there for their team,
And chanting phrases as they scream.
Letting others know who they support,
Loudly admitting they won’t abort.
Sending a message across the land,

Come take us on and be a man.
Rubbing it in all the way,
As they come fourth on that day.
Zig-zagging in with all respect,
Yes we’ll win so what the heck.

Friday 17 August 2012

A flickety do da

A flickety do da
A flickety day
I hope you sure know
I love you I say

A flickety do da
A flickety day
I hope you remember
These words that I say

A flickety do da
A flickety day
These words are true
In many a way

A flickety do da
A flickety day
I’ll sat them again
I LOVE YOU I say

Give me your love

Give me your love
Let it be free
Give me your love
For all to see

Take my heart
And open hand
Give me your love
You understand

Make me happy
Make me smile
Give me your love
It’ll be worthwhile

Come on now
Let’s do it today
Give me your love
And let me stay

Running down the street

Running down the street
As fast as can be
This is not neat
With people chasing me

Making the wrong turn
What should I do
With no time to burn
As the tention grew

Climbing over a wall
Will I get away
Being on the ball
Living day by day

Then the sirens they come
A Flashing away
“Dam, dam, dam”
Is what I did say

Not a good move
No not at all
With nothing to prove
An no time to stall

With adrenalin pumping
Straight through my vains
Many feet stomping
And the rattling of chains

So I hid in a dustbin
To make my escape
Oh what a sin
YOU DIDN’T GET ME MATE

So after an hour
I made it back home
Jumped in the shower
All covered in foam

Got rid of my clothes
And jumped into bed
With a little red rose
And a banging head

Kissing my lover
In a passionette way
Under the cover
Where I longed to stay

STREET LIFE

Seeing the things people go through,
Taking abuse by passers by to.
Realising things can get worse,
Eventually because of realities curse.
Easily slipping right back down,
To that level that you found.

Little by little as you let go,
Into the world of drugs you know.
Finding a friend to hold on to,
Ending that feeling you got in you.

Flying High

Flying high,
Flying low,
Feeling the buzz,
That we all know.

Flying right,
Flying left,
Feeling the buzz,
Make us go deaf.

Flying up,
Flying down,
Feeling the buzz,
While acting the clown.

Flying bent,
Flying straight,
Feeling the buzz,
That’s absolute great.

Flying over,
Flying across,
Feeling the buzz,
Oh what a loss.

Flying out,
Flying in,
Feeling the buzz,
Dying within.

Flying yes,
Flying why,
Feeling the buzz,
As you fly.

Death Comes Fourth

Death comes fourth,
In a flurry,
Killing us all,
Without a worry.

In many ways,
More than one,
In this life,
Of hardship and fun.

Showing whose boss,
At the end of the day,
Through illness and madness,
As some of us stray.

To do things crazy,
With no word of a lie,
Until that day comes,
When we also die.


Monday 13 August 2012

Im No Rapper


I was getting it a going
Deep in my mind
I was seeing all the things
Simply fine
I was feeling the beat
Line by line
I was keeping it a going
All the time

I was doing this
And doing that
I was doing all the things
For a fact
I was having it
All for the crack
I was keeping it a going
And never looked back

I was meeting everyone
Out on the street
While rhyming words
Totally unique
In different ways
I must repeat
But I'm no Rapper
Tweet Tweet Tweet

With imagination
Running for free
In a simple way
For everyone to see
Taking rubbish
This is me
While having a good time
Down by the sea


Friday 3 August 2012

Wake Up Baby Wake Up

Wake up baby wake up
Show me what to do
Wake up baby wake up
And feel the sun so true

Out in the open air
With the sun all around
That's if you dare
As we lay here on the ground

Wake up baby wake up
Feel the love that I hold
Wake up baby wake up
Before it gets too cold

Together in our sleeping bags
Snuggled up tight
In all our glad rags
Oh what a night

Wake up baby wake up
Your safe in my arms
Wake up baby wake up
So I can give you my daily charms

As I lay here awaiting
To continue the night before
With no antisapating
Because I love you to the core

Wake up baby wake up
And feel my love so deep
Oh wake up baby wake up
Ok then you sleep


Wednesday 1 August 2012

In The Moment Of Madness

In the moment of madness
We do what we do
With crazy thoughts
Coming so true
With evil in our eyes
For the chosen few
In the moment of madness
We do what we do

As hell it does fury
In a fiery flame
Taking us over
Driving us in sane
Leading us to madness
With no one to blame
That's what we do
In the survival game

As In the moment of madness
We do what we do
With crazy thoughts
Coming so true
With evil in our eyes
For the chosen few
In the moment of madness
We do what we do

No matter the trouble
We live as a rule
Doing what we do
As nobodies fool
Until madness it strikes
Loosing your cool
No matter who's brandishing
A weapon or tool

As In the moment of madness
We do what we do
With crazy thoughts
Coming so true
With evil in our eyes
For the chosen few
In the moment of madness
We do what we do

With paedophiles
Harming the young
Who should be killed
Or bloody well hung
Until ruthless lads
Who hate these scum
Do what they do
Simply for fun

As In the moment of madness
We do what we do
With crazy thoughts
Coming so true
With evil in our eyes
For the chosen few
In the moment of madness
We do what we do

Taking us to prison
To choke or bloody die
Remanding us for ages
For helping that is why
With some child abused
By someone who thinks their fly
It's worth going to prison
To make sure they die

As In the moment of madness
We do what we do
With crazy thoughts
Coming so true
With evil in our eyes
For the chosen few
In the moment of madness
We do what we do

So hip hip hooray
To all those each day
Who hurt paedophiles
In every single way
And to all those
Who kill them I say
For they deserve it
Hip hip hooray