DIPSOMANIA

Do you know what this is?

In plain English without taking the piss.

Please tell me, what I can see,

So I can understand now this for free.

Oh I see now, is that right,

Mankind’s fuel for a fight.

Alcoholism is what it means,

Now that is something that’s in my dreams.

Including a bottle, including a glass,

Another drink please, I beg, I ask.

Look At A Pint Glass

Look at a pint glass and what do you see,

A piece of glass that holds liquid for thee.

Well that’s a mistake it’s a weapon as well,

Because when you break it, it cuts so swell.

Like many an item, it my look plain,

Put a candle in it and its different again.

Now when you've got two or even more,

They can make music as you tap them galore.

Now what’s this sound that we hear?

A fancy tune from pints of beer.

Well there you go, pint glasses are great,

An instrument, weapon and a pint please mate.

By Dr Geebers