Here Comes Santa

Oh dear no

Not again

Here comes Santa

With half a brain

Through the snow

Sleet and rain

Delivering presents

He must be in sane

With a bottle of brandy

And a big zoot too

As the reindeer's unite

Watching what the elf's do

As they pass it around

To one another

Oh yes a big bong

But why do they bother

Well to be honest

If you do a good deed

And are a true artist

Then you will succeed

For money means nothing

But surely does help

Yet the UK is exspensive

And in the pocket its felt

Yet some of us work for free

By busking on the street

To hopefully pay for accomadation

And maybe something to eat

Which isn't good

So don't be surprised

If people walking past us

Give us evil eyes

Sinking in deep

Right to your soul

As you try to change things around

To simply achieve your goal

One day it may happen

In a really crazy way 

As you become an artist

Who simply makes it I say

So never ever give up

Because it could happen to you

You could be up there with Santa

Who's a legend too

Along with his rendeer's

And elf's its true

Says me Dr Geebers

So how do you do

 

I was saying

I was saying what I wanted to say

When I wanted to say

When I wanted to say it

I was doing what I wanted to do

When I wanted to do

When I wanted to do it

I was being what I wanted to be

When I wanted to be

When I wanted to be it

I was playing when I wanted to play 

When I wanted to play

When I wanted to play it

I was going around from town to town

Doing all the things completely sound

Even though I was on the ground

Spreading my words all around

Going here going there

Doing all the things oh yes I swear

In a way that's totally fair

Because I know I really care

I was saying what I wanted to say

When I wanted to say

When I wanted to say it

I was doing what I wanted to do

When I wanted to do

When I wanted to do it

I was being what I wanted to be

When I wanted to be

When I wanted to be it

I was playing when I wanted to play 

When I wanted to play

When I wanted to play it

I was finding it tough sure enough

Because I looked really rough

In a way that calls no bluff

Even though I knew my stuff

Getting into fights being polite

It one of those things day and night

Even though I was always right

Until I seen the bloody light

I was saying what I wanted to say

When I wanted to say

When I wanted to say it

I was doing what I wanted to do

When I wanted to do

When I wanted to do it

I was being what I wanted to be

When I wanted to be

When I wanted to be it

I was playing when I wanted to play 

When I wanted to play

When I wanted to play it

Then all of a sudden the people did stop

Because I wasn't singing any old pop

With loads of booze give us a drop

Or a bottle so I don't stop

In words of rhyme line by line

Come join in any old time

Through the darkness to the sunshine

With a zoot that is fine

I was saying what I wanted to say

When I wanted to say

When I wanted to say it

I was doing what I wanted to do

When I wanted to do

When I wanted to do it

I was being what I wanted to be

When I wanted to be

When I wanted to be it

I was playing when I wanted to play 

When I wanted to play

When I wanted to play it

Getting smashed out in the trash

Hoping for a chance to make some cash

In a way that's totally Flash

Through these words in the ultimate bash

To make it big with a jig

Even though I want a swig

While tripping over a little twig

Oh dear no I need a cig

I was saying what I wanted to say

When I wanted to say

When I wanted to say it

I was doing what I wanted to do

When I wanted to do

When I wanted to do it

I was being what I wanted to be

When I wanted to be

When I wanted to be it

I was playing when I wanted to play 

When I wanted to play

When I wanted to play it

I was feeling the tunes over the moon

Way up in a hot air balloon

Even though its only June

It's OK I'll be back soon

To do what I do

In these words so true

And that's get hammered

Like all of you

I was saying what I wanted to say

When I wanted to say

When I wanted to say it

I was doing what I wanted to do

When I wanted to do

When I wanted to do it

I was being what I wanted to be

When I wanted to be

When I wanted to be it

I was playing when I wanted to play 

When I wanted to play

When I wanted to play it

So come be clever put your hands together

No matter the rain or any weather

And say after me forever and ever

We won't give up no no never

For we are the ones who love fun

Under the stars under the sun

Because we know its got to be done

This is life for everyone

I was saying what I wanted to say

When I wanted to say

When I wanted to say it

I was doing what I wanted to do

When I wanted to do

When I wanted to do it

I was being what I wanted to be

When I wanted to be

When I wanted to be it

I was playing when I wanted to play 

When I wanted to play

When I wanted to play it

I was saying what I wanted to say

When I wanted to say

When I wanted to say it

I was doing what i wanted to do

When I wanted to do

When I wanted to do it

I was being what I wanted to be

When I wanted to be

When I wanted to be it

I was playing when I wanted to play 

When I wanted to play

When I wanted to play it

I was saying what I wanted to say

When I wanted to say

When I wanted to say it

I was doing what i wanted to do

When I wanted to do

When I wanted to do it

I was being what I wanted to be

When I wanted to be

When I wanted to be it

I was playing when I wanted to play 

When I wanted to play

When I wanted to play it