Kevin and Trooper

Kevin and Trooper

Oh what can I say

You walk around together

Every single day

Showing people tricks

Which makes them smile

For troopers a dog

And he's worthwhile

Heading the ball

And kicking it too

Playing football

As he kicks it for you

Oh what a couple

A man and dog

Out together

Through rain, hail and fog

Troopers an alsation

And lurch-er mixed

With really big ears

Which are truely fixed

On his master

Where ever he goes

Because he's a trooper

Always on his toes

Making sure

His masters ok

Because he is wicked

At the end of the day

So watch this video

Simply for free

And even you

Will totally agree

This is one man and his dog who will do anything to help others. 

Thank you for helping me.

Nice to know not all homeless people are bad people.

This is a true guy living on the streets of Brighton.

There was a young man with a gun

There was a young man with a gun

Who was actually on the run

When along came a dog

Playing leap frog

And bit him on the bum

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There was a big ship so clear

There was a big ship so clear

That hadn't really anything to fear

When up popped a shark

With a dog like bark

And took a big chunk out of his rear

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There was a young dog the bitch,

There was a young dog the bitch,

Who had an almighty itch?

When out popped a flea,

And scared her you see,

And turned her into a witch.

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There was a young dog so vile,

There was a young dog so vile,

Who liked to shite in one pile,

Then lift a bit,

The stupid twit,

And sniffed it for a while.

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There was a young dog called Rover,

There was a young dog called Rover,

Who decided to go to Dover?

So he jumped on a boat,

That didn't float,

And now his life is over.

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Mr Wicks And His Dancing Chicks

Mr Wicks was a fine old fellow,

Who liked to act real funny?

While playing a tune on his cello,

And making lots of money.

When all of a sudden he met these chicks,

Who liked to dance and sing?

Along with doing some fancy tricks,

While wearing lots of bling.

With a hip hop here and a hip hop there,

They made an almighty team,

Which made their audience without fear?

All want to laugh and scream.

For they had magic on their side,

To do the things they do,

By taking the Mickey with all their pride,

Out of people like me and you.

Until this day when up on stage,

One chick with a really big bum,

Slipped on something in furious rage,

And fell and broke her thumb.

"Aaaaaaahhhhhh". She shouted way out loud,

As the crowd they all laughed,

While pointing out their fingers proud,

At this chick who was being daft.

"Oh no, oh no". She started to cry.

"Why's this happening to me".

She blurted out without a lie,

Then passed out dead you see.

"Ha, ha, ha, you silly sod,

Don't you go to sleep?

Get up now and do your job,

You stupid little creep".

Said Mr Wicks the fine old fellow,

Keeping the act alive,

While playing a tune on his cello,

So they could all survive.

Then with that came something new,

A gnome on stilts so high,

To do the things he had to do,

So their audience wouldn't die.

While all the other little chicks,

Jumped around their friend,

To waken her up with magic tricks,

While counting from one to ten.

"A hey diddle, diddle, a cat on a fiddle".

Sung Mr Wicks the fool,

"A crazy baboon stuck in the middle,

And an ant with shades so cool.

A monster to be, a dragon to see,

With many a wasp in a ring,

A cat with a dog and a stupid green frog".

Is what Mr Wicks did sing.

Making ones laugh with his hideous rhymes,

Flowing to the beat of his tune,

Along with the chicks dancing at times,

And a horse playing the bassoon.

Then all of a sudden at the end of the night,

They all got a big cheer,

For all those things that went wrong,

To boost their new career.

In comedy and in magic rhymes,

For all the world to see,

Because Mr Wicks he seen the signs,

Through disasters that came for free.

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Master Frog and His Crazy Dog

"Oh dear no, please not again,

This stupid collar is driving me insane.

Why do this to me your friend,

You stupid man now once again".

"Oh stop it now you stupid dog,

Before I kick you like a hog.

Now put this lead on so we can walk,

Around and around now as we talk".=

"Oh why, oh why, do I have to?

It’s not fair, for me not you.

To walk around in this fine place,

With this lead in any case".

"I know, I know, but it’s the rules,

In case you’re violent you crazy fool.

And if you don't I’ll get a fine,

When going to court in due time".

"But it’s not fair, no not at all,

For I want love, I do recall.

With a female little bitch,

Who has a family who are rich"?

"I know, I know, I understand,

I want that to upon this land.

But you are really a stupid dog,

And all I want is a snog".

"Oh is that right, we'll wait and see,

For I will get an apology.

And when I do you'll be ashamed,

As a bad master who will be named"= .

"I don't think so, no not me,

For I’m your master, so simple and free.

And I will tell you what to do,

And you will understand it to".

"I told you no, no not again,

I won't do it, my little friend.

I won't let you, now take that,

You stupid crazy little brat".

"Stop it; stop it, your hurting me,

Stop it now, and let me be.

You stupid dog, what did I say,

Stop it now, I say, I say".

"How do you like it you crazy frog,

Coming from me your friendly dog.

Its not nice, is it now,

Ha, ha, ha, let’s have a row".

"Get this collar of my neck,

Do it now before I crack.

You stupid little stupid dog,

Do it now before there’s fog".

"Here it comes, there’s a good boy,

That’s it now, please enjoy.

Walkies, walkies, on all fours,

Lets go out now through those doors".

"What you doing to me you brat,

Yes you know now and all that.

I won't apologise and be shamed,

As a bad master who will be named"= .

"Oh yes you will, do you hear me,

Honestly now, you will you see.

For its not right for me today,

To have to do this to you I say".

"Ok, ok, I do submit,

To you now you little git,

Even though it is the rules,

I'm sorry really you little fool".

"That’s good, that’s good, you crazy Frog,

So now you know that I’m a dog.

When you take me for a walk,

Around and around as we talk".

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There was a young dog that was yellow,

There was a young dog that was yellow,

That let out a hell of a bellow,

When getting an itch,

Like a son of a bitch,

From a flea that was playing its cello.

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There was a young dog that was white,

There was a young dog that was white,

Who always loved a good night?

When along came a champ,

Who was a young ant?

And give him a hell of a fright.

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There was a young dog that was red,

There was a young dog that was red,

Who had a sore nose it was said,

Until he was seen,

Sniffing the green,

Then keeled over and ended up dead.

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There was a young dog that was purple,

There was a young dog that was purple,

That was going out with a woman called Mertle,

But he couldn't see,

If she was a she,

Because her belly was circle.

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There was a young dog that was pink,

There was a young dog that was pink,

That didn't know how to think,

When feeling this way,

And acting all gay,

With some kind of missing link.

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There was a young dog that was grey,

There was a young dog that was grey,

That didn't know what to say,

When along came a car,

Away from a far,

And choked him with fumes that day.

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There was a young dog that was gold,

There was a young dog that was gold,

The richest of dogs he was told,

When out walking one day,

He got stole by a stray,

And melted down into a mould.

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There was a young dog that was brown,

There was a young dog that was brown,

That got lost when running around,

Which didn't make sense,

When he jumped the fence,

Wearing shoes like a stupid young clown.

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There was a young dog who was blue,

There was a young dog who was blue,

That didn't know what to do,

When being so nice,

And turning to ice,

When trapped in a freezer so true.

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There was a young dog who was black,

There was a young dog who was black,

Who liked to eat Cadburys flake,

That stuck to its teeth,

When giving some grief,

But it was shit, as a matter of fact.

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There was a young dog called Dick,

There was a young dog called Dick,

Who was real stupid and thick,

While on retreat,

He lost his feet,

While trying to fetch a stick.

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There Was A Young Man With No Hair

There was a young man with no hair,

Who wore a wig everywhere?

Until a dog,

Jumped of a log,

And stole it in the air.

By Dr Geebers