Friday 23 November 2012

There was a young tramp so sweet

There was a young tramp so sweet
Who lived out on the street
With holes in his shoes
Reading the news
Because he couldn't stand the heat

There was a big coat on a doll


There was a big coat on a doll
Which didn't have far to fall
When along came a pig
Wearing a pink wig
And used it to clean  the hall

Thursday 22 November 2012

There was a young ant in a million

 
There was a young ant in a million
Who liked to go to the pavillion
To see many an act
With a big cheque
Which was worth a billion


There was a young bear so wild

 
There was a young bear so wild
Who roared at many a child
Then went in for the attack
Make no mistake
And had to have his teeth filed


There was a banana in a tree

 
There was a banana in a tree
Who thought he was lucky you see
When along came a monkey
On top of a donkey
And ate him quickly for tea


There was a fast car on the road

 
There was a fast car on the road
Which was carrying a really big load
When hitting a hole
It careered up a pole
And decided to really explode
 


Thursday 8 November 2012

It’s that time of year again

It’s that time of year again
Where we all sing out loud
While dancing round the Christmas tree
To make our children proud

As we remember the Holy Son
Through Christmas at its best
With parties going all night long
To remember the Holy quest

It’s that time of year again
Where we all sing out loud
While dancing round the Christmas tree
To make our children proud

With mistletoe above the door
To give that ultimate Kiss
To that some you adore
Or who you truly miss

It’s that time of year again
Where we all sing out loud
While dancing round the Christmas tree
To make our children proud

With holly wreaths and tinsel too
And carols sung so sweet
By people that you love so much
Who live upon your street?

It’s that time of year again
Where we all sing out loud
While dancing round the Christmas tree
To make our children Proud

It’s that time of year again
Where we all sing out loud
While dancing round the Christmas tree
To make our children Proud

By Dr Geebers

It’s Christmas

It’s Christmas
It’s the time to have fun
It’s the time to remember
The Holy son

It’s Christmas
It’s time to rejoice
It’s time to party
To that special voice

It’s Christmas
It’s the time to enjoy
It’s the time to remember
That golden boy

It’s Christmas
It’s time to reach out
It’s time to spread
Love all about

It’s Christmas
It’s time to help others
It’s time to help poverty
Or sisters an brothers

It’s Christmas
It’s the time to have fun
It’s the time to remember
The Holy son

It’s Christmas

Tuesday 6 November 2012

There was a young woman on a diet

There was a young woman on a diet,
Who was quite pleasant and quiet,
While being on stage,
She ate loads of veg,
To teach her young audience to buy it.

There was a young baby so young

There was a young baby so young,
Who had a big massive tongue,
When seeing a fly,
Just fluttering by,
She flicked it out for fun.

Give me your love

Give me your love
Let it be free
Give me your love
For all to see

Take my heart
And open hand
Give me your love
You understand

Make me happy
Make me smile
Give me your love
It’ll be worthwhile

Come on now
Let’s do it today
Give me your love
And let me stay


Santa Claus

Santa Claus
Where are you?
Santa Claus
What can you do?
Climbing down chimneys
One two three
Crawling through letter boxes
Simply for free
Putting smiles
On many a face
But we are not sure
If your from outer space
Because Santa Claus
The kids love you
Along with your reindeer's
That fly so true
Over the roof tops
Right to our door
In your big red suite
That we all adore
Along with your sleigh
In perfect flow
Gliding through air
Sliding through snow
Bringing us presents
One two three
We love you Santa
Says everyone like me

I was down and out

I was down and out
And on the road
I didn't know what to do
I was feeling life
The way it was
I was feeling it oh so true

I was understanding
All the madness
I was understanding the pain
I was doing
What I had to do
It was driving me in sane

I was going here
And going there
Not knowing what I'd become
Except a man
Who lost it all
And ended up a bum

Then all of a sudden
It happened to me
Way out of the blue
I met a women
Who liked me
And the things I had to do

To stay alive
In a hard world
Where pain and suffering is
Through the things
You may never see
And I will never miss

So I was lucky
To get a break
To see my future unfold
Yet many never
Get that chance
As thet die young not old

With all the power
Of their glory
Never ever said
Because it's to late
For them now
Because they are dead

Respect to them
For living this way
And doing what they do
For life is hard
For all of us
So I hope it don't happen to you.

By Dr Geebers

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Dodger Dodger oh where can you be

Dodger Dodger oh where can you be
I’m travelling on busses completely free
Going here, going there, it’s funny you see
I’ve even become a celebrity on T.V.
I’m getting well fed, breakfast and tea
Yet i’m only a cat that loves travelling you see
So listen all cats if you want to be me
Jump on the next bus and enjoy life for free

By Dr Geebers

Owner suprised to find cat regularly catches bus

A pet cat named Dodger is living up to his name - by catching free bus trips from his home town.

Artful Dodger from Oliver Twist, has taken to hopping on and off the public transport at the bus station near his home in Bridport, Dorset. The 15-year-old Tom even sits on bemused passengers' laps and has been known to make mile round trips from Bridport to Charmouth.
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Peter Willows
Artful Dodger hops off the bus near his home in Bridport, Dorset Photo: Peter Willows/BNPS
The ginger moggy, who was named after the Artful Dodger from Oliver Twist, has taken to hopping on and off the public transport at the bus station near his home.
The 15-year-old Tom even sits on bemused passengers' laps as the bus makes up to 10 mile round trips from Bridport to Charmouth in Dorset.
Dodger is such a regular customer that some of the drivers take tins of cat food to work with them to give to him. They even know what stop to let him off at.
At the end of his journies the roving moggy returns to his home and owner Fee Jeanes.
Mrs Jeanes, 44, believes Dodger first took a liking to the buses as they are warm like greenhouses when the sun is on them.
But the adventurous pet has since ended up being taken for several rides.
Mrs Jeanes, 44, said: "We moved here 19 months ago and our house backs onto the bus station.
"He is an old boy and is very friendly. At first Dodger kept going to the bus station because people there fed him tit-bits and scraps of food.
"But then he started climbing on board the buses because they are almost like greenhouses when it is sunny.
"Then last week I found out he had travelled to Charmouth and back, which is a 10 mile round trip.
"I hadn't seen him all morning until my daughter Emily told me one of her friends had just seen him on the bus at Charmouth.
"I couldn't believe it and panicked. I got into my car to go off and look for him and then at that moment the bus pulled up near our house and low and behold he got off.
"He had fallen asleep on board and nobody knew about it. When the driver realised he knew who Dodger was and where he lived and kept him on board.
"That afternoon I saw Dodger climb on board another bus and I rushed to tell the driver.
"I was shocked when she told me Dodger was always on there and liked to sit on the seats because they are warm from where people have been sitting.
"The drivers buy cat food for him and he sits on people's laps.
"Sometimes he just sits in the middle of the road and waits for the bus to turn up before he gets on."
Dodger is familiar to regular bus passengers and drivers, but Mrs Jeanes still receives several calls a week asking if she has lost a ginger cat.
A spokesman for bus firm First said they didn't mind Dodger on their buses but didn't actively encourage him.
He said: "The drivers have been asked not to feed it because we recognise that cat has an owner and we do not want to discourage it from returning home for food and shelter, but in principle we do not have a problem with it being around the bus station.
"Given this cat is elderly we suspect it would be eligible for free travel, perhaps a bus puss, if such a thing existed."

WHATS LIFE ALL ABOUT

What is life, all about?
Having everything, then having knout.
As it happens, all the time,
To lots of people, you will find.

In many ways, more than one,
So be grateful, for what you’ve done.

Living it up, when you can,
Is the only, ultimate plan.
For one life, is what you got,
Even when, you think its not.

And remember, what is true,
Love your life, the way you do.
Let no one else, take control,

And you’ll be on, an upward roll.
Because you know, what is right?
Only you can see the light.
Under your nose, or far away,
There’s always a chance, you’ll make it we say.