Where two villains on criminal books.
Taking money and thinking it’s funny,
Oh what a pair of stupid dummies.
Had one arm while the other was a hook.
While Cuddly Spooks had charming looks,
With two left feet and a nose like a rook.
In life itself as a small crew.
Which made them lazy, as life was easy,
Turning them wild and totally crazy.
Looking to steal in their home town.
As the police knew, about these two,
But could they catch them, well could you.
As they went looking and scouting about.
For what was free or easy you see,
In their world of poverty.
This was them you must realise.
Finding a bike or was it a trike,
Well something like that is what it looked like.
Why who knows, what was the deal.
As they took scrap and all that,
Always back to their top flat.
As they didn’t care about what they where thieving.
It could have been flowers or even a mars,
Or something stupid inside cars.
Now these two where getting bad.
Until one day, I say, I say,
They messed up, hooray, hooray.
By the police, oh what a rot.
For stealing gum, now that is dumb,
And the police thought it was fun.
By arresting them now in their craft.
Because they saw them break the law,
As their siren went ne naw.
And punish you for this crime”.
Said the police, the slippery geese,
To these two without release.
To show them something that’ll wipe their grin.
Well that is life, in sacrifice,
If you do wrong then you’re not nice.
As they didn’t want to be caught again.
So please take heed, to this we plead,
If you steal you won’t succeed.
And this is definitely no real bluff.
So please say no, now as you grow,
Or you will see where you can go.
Or it’ll be time that you’ll be missing.
Oh yes by far, behind the bars,
All locked up for hours and hours.