Going to the toilet

Going to the toilet,

To do your little bit,

Bursting at the seems,

As you undo your zip.

Oh no, oh no,

It's just your luck,

That when you go,

Your zips got stuck.

Yanking and pulling,

To get it free,

"Whys this happening,

To bloody well me".

Getting ever so closer,

To let go,

You pray to God,

To help you so.

Then all of a sudden,

In the nick of time,

It decides to free,

To give peace of mind.

What a relief,

Now all the same,

Let’s hope that never,

Happens again.

By Dr Geebers