Friday, 22 March 2013

I'm a superstar so I am


I'm a superstar so I am
I'm a homeless man without a plan
I'm a crazy person with a can
I'm a reservoir without a dam
I'm an alcoholic oh yes man
I'm a tramp with many a fan
I'm a poet who don't eat spam
I'm a vegetarian who eats ham
I'm a lire who drives a van
I'm a dopey person taking a gram
I'm a Jammie dodger without jam
But most of all I'm a simple man