Wednesday, 12 December 2012

Stand And Be Counted

 
Stand and be counted
No matter where you are
Listen to the voice
Of a real rising star
Feel all the energy
Coming from afar
That's it everyone
You know who you are
Feel the inner soul
Tapping through your feet
That's it everyone
Lets dance upon the street
Listening to these words
That come out so unique
Here we go now
With a chorous to repeat
 
Yeah ye yeah yeah yeah
Yeahy yeah yeah
 
Yeah ye yeah yeah yeah
Yeahy yeah yeah
 
Yeah ye yeah yeah yeah
Yeahy yeah yeah
 
Yeah ye yeah yeah yeah
Yeahy yeah yeah
 
That's it everyone
Move up and down
Lets show our strength
In every single town
Doing what we do
As we all go around
Enjoying our lifes
And enjoying the sound
Now feel the rhythm
And let yourselves be free
In a crazy way
For everyone to see
As the music takes control
Simply for free
Now come sing chorous
Simply with me
 
Yeah ye yeah yeah yeah
Yeahy yeah yeah
Yeah ye yeah yeah yeah
Yeahy yeah yeah
Yeah ye yeah yeah yeah
Yeahy yeah yeah
Yeah ye yeah yeah yeah
Yeahy yeah yeah
 
Now please remember
As you listen to this song
While bouncing to the beat
Where you all belong
Think of those people
Who have to stay strong
Who live on the streets
Wither right or wrong
Doing what they do
To simply survive
Living in sleeping bags
To keep themseleves alive
Through all weathers
So they can strive
To move on
Through maximum overdrive
 
Yeah ye yeah yeah yeah
Yeahy yeah yeah
Yeah ye yeah yeah yeah
Yeahy yeah yeah
Yeah ye yeah yeah yeah
Yeahy yeah yeah
Yeah ye yeah yeah yeah
Yeahy yeah yeah
 
Now think yourseleves lucky
In what you all do
And always remember
This could happen to you
One false move
Out of the blue
And your living outside
In cold weathers too
So listen to this rhythm
And dance to the beat
Come on everyone
Lets dance upon the street
Turn up the volume
Turn up the heat
And join in this chorous
That we shall repeat
 
Yeah ye yeah yeah yeah
Yeahy yeah yeah
Yeah ye yeah yeah yeah
Yeahy yeah yeah
Yeah ye yeah yeah yeah
Yeahy yeah yeah
Yeah ye yeah yeah yeah
Yeahy yeah yeah
 
Yeah ye yeah yeah yeah
Yeahy yeah yeah
Yeah ye yeah yeah yeah
Yeahy yeah yeah
Yeah ye yeah yeah yeah
Yeahy yeah yeah
Yeah ye yeah yeah yeah
Yeahy yeah yeah


Friday, 7 December 2012

Little Miss Nurse and her ultimate curse

Little Miss Nurse was a nice little girl,
Who liked to run and swim?
While shining like a precious pearl,
At home or down the gym.

Until one day when being free,
She opened up her purse,
To buy a cup of tea,
And got attacked by the curse.

“Hello my darling remember me,
The person that you hate”.
He shouted now, you see, you see,
Which put her in a state?

“Are you ok now Madam dear”?
Said someone at the till,
“That’s one pound now Madam dear”.
He said while standing still.

“What you say you crazy loon”.
She said as she screamed,
When the clock it struck noon,
And the cashier he now beamed.

“How dare you speak to me like that?
Over the head of a pound,
But if you want to be a bat,
I’ll call the police around”.

“Oh sorry Sir”. She said so nice,
“I didn’t mean it to you,
But I will say it again now twice,
I’m sorry and mean it too”.

“No you didn’t”. Said the curse,
Who shouted in her ear?
From deep within her precious purse,
To give her lots of fear.

“Oh shut it would you, you little pest,
And please leave me alone”.
She said now as she stressed,
While playing with her phone.

“I don’t think so, no not me,
For I am in your mind,
No matter what you do you see?
You won’t stop me you’ll find”.

“What did you say, now Madam dear”.
Said the young man at the till,
“I’m sorry Sir, I hope you hear,
And know now that’s two nil”.

“Now I won’t tell you, one more time,
For I will make that call,
And if I do then you won’t pine,
When the police come standing tall”

“Oh that’s ok, I’m sorry sir,
I didn’t mean any trouble”.
As she gave her tea a stir,
And drunk it on the double.

Then picking up all her things,
Along with her purse as well,
She left the shop on bouncy springs,
As if she was under a spell.

Bouncing through the open door,
And halfway down the street,
She decided to go in another store,
To buy herself a treat.

Without a word or even a sound,
She thought she lost her curse,
Until the time it came around,
To open up her purse.

“You’re not buying that hideous thing,
That looks totally absurd,
That some dog has dropped pa’ding,
Or was it from a bird”.

“Hello Madam is you ok”.
Said the woman behind the till,
“Isn’t it a lovely day”?
She said with a perfect chill.

“Oh stop it, stop it, you pain in the neck,
Please stop bulling me,
I’m buying this so what the heck,
It’s what I like you see”.

“Oh sorry Madam for being nice,
You miserable grumpy old cow,
The next time then, I’ll think twice,
About serving you then and now”.

“Oh sorry Madam for being so rude,
I wasn’t talking to you,
Honestly now, I’ll be good,
And buy not one but two.”

“I hope you are now Madam dear,
Because that wasn’t fair”.
Said the woman nice and clear,
In respect to who was there.

So of she went in a scurry,
With her clothes and purse,
Down the road in a hurry,
While thinking of her curse.

Which seem to put her in a state?
That no one could control,
Because this curse that she did hate,
Was really taking its toll.

While making her do crazy things,
To annoy the ones she loves,
Until an angel with beautiful wings,
Came from up above.

“Hello Miss I need a Nurse”.
Said the Angel with a smile,
“To help me with a really bad curse,
Who seems to be cramping my style”?

“Oh is that right and what can I do,
To take away your pain”.
“Well to be honest that’s up to you,
To help me all the same.

Because my Mother always told me,
No matter what and when,
You got to understand you see,
And count from one to ten.

Which gives you time to think about,
All the things that’s wrong,
And then by magic without a doubt,
Your goodness will be strong”.

“What do you mean now Angel dear?
You’re messing up my head”.
“I mean my darling don’t show fear,
Now that is what I said.

Because you’re the one who has the strength,
To show that good means good,
And you will go to any length,
To do this if you could”.

“So you mean I got to believe,
In all the things I do,
So I can go on and achieve,
To make my dreams come true”.

“Yes that right, Little Miss Nurse,
It’s what you got to do,
To stop this bug of a really bad curse,
Spoil the goodness in you.

Please listen now please to this,
Because I feel your pain,
Then think of all the things that’s bliss,
And what you could now gain.

Because you’re going to show whose boss,
By helping all the poor,
Which won’t be a total loss?
This I know this for sure.

Or maybe you will help a lady,
Who’s trying to cross the street?
Who maybe really old like Sadie?
Or give them a special treat.

And when you do these kinds of things,
You’ll notice a difference in you,
That’s more precious than diamond rings,
And lasts forever to.

Which will help you in your cause?
To stop your dreadful curse”.
She said now with a little pause.
“That you carry in your purse”.

“Let’s hope so”. She said so quick,
In a bit of a flutter,
“Hoping that the goodness sticks,
Like bread with lots of butter”.

“Oh it will, my darling dear,
Because I believe in you,
As long as you remember to show no fear,
While helping others to”.

“I will, I will, with all my heart”.
While crossing it with a smile,
“I’ll do it now with a brand new start,
That will be really worth while”.

“That’s good to hear my little friend,
Now I have got to go,
Now you stay good right to the end,
And let your goodness show”.

“Oh thank you, thank you very much,
I hope to see you soon”.
“Oh don’t you worry, I’ll be in touch,
Before it gets to June”.

So of he went a floating free,
Way up into the sky,
Flapping his wings like birds you see,
Without a word of a lie.

When all of a sudden, like a bad smell,
She heard a roar from her purse,
When it fell from the Devils spell,
To reveal her dreadful curse.

“I heard that I hope you know,
But you will never win,
No matter where you seem to go,
I’ll cause you dreadful sin”.

“Oh is that right, well let’s see,
For I believe the truth,
No matter what you do to me,
You stupid little goof”.

Then with that she made a call,
To see what she could do,
As she stood there in her hall,
While all her goodness grew.

“Hello, hello”. She said so nice,
To someone on the phone,
“I’ve got clothes food and rice”.
She said in a lovely tone.

“Would you like them if I pop round?
In maybe a hour or so,
Oh that’s good and totally sound,
I’ll be there I hope you know”.

Which she did from that day on,
Because of her dreadful curse,
And then the next day it was gone,
So, “thank you”. Said Little Miss Nurse

Wednesday, 5 December 2012

Creepy Crooks and Cuddly Spooks

Creepy Crooks and Cuddly Spooks,
Where two villains on criminal books.
Taking money and thinking it’s funny,
Oh what a pair of stupid dummies.

Now Creepy Crooks, as stupid as he looks,
Had one arm while the other was a hook.
While Cuddly Spooks had charming looks,
With two left feet and a nose like a rook.

Now these two knew, what they could do,
In life itself as a small crew.
Which made them lazy, as life was easy,
Turning them wild and totally crazy.

Going around, up and down,
Looking to steal in their home town.
As the police knew, about these two,
But could they catch them, well could you.

Watching out, without a doubt,
As they went looking and scouting about.
For what was free or easy you see,
In their world of poverty.

With magic eyes, oh what a surprise,
This was them you must realise.
Finding a bike or was it a trike,
Well something like that is what it looked like.

It had wheels, which they did steal,
Why who knows, what was the deal.
As they took scrap and all that,
Always back to their top flat.

Seeing is believing and doing is achieving,
As they didn’t care about what they where thieving.
It could have been flowers or even a mars,
Or something stupid inside cars.

I know that’s mad, it’s what they had,
Now these two where getting bad.
Until one day, I say, I say,
They messed up, hooray, hooray.

While getting caught, for not a lot,
By the police, oh what a rot.
For stealing gum, now that is dumb,
And the police thought it was fun.

As they did laugh, at what was daft,
By arresting them now in their craft.
Because they saw them break the law,
As their siren went ne naw.

“So its time, for us to shine,
And punish you for this crime”.
Said the police, the slippery geese,
To these two without release.

By taking them in, oh what a sin,
To show them something that’ll wipe their grin.
Well that is life, in sacrifice,
If you do wrong then you’re not nice.

And that was the end of stealing for them,
As they didn’t want to be caught again.
So please take heed, to this we plead,
If you steal you won’t succeed.

As life is tough now sure enough,
And this is definitely no real bluff.
So please say no, now as you grow,
Or you will see where you can go.

And that’s to prison, so will you listen,
Or it’ll be time that you’ll be missing.
Oh yes by far, behind the bars,
All locked up for hours and hours.

There was a young man with aids

There was a young man with aids,
Who wasn’t really afraid,
To step into the light,
To do what’s right,
To save all his comrades.

There was a young pen called Ink

There was a young pen called Ink,
Who had a missing link?
Without the thrill,
Of getting a refill,
He couldn’t write or think.

Friday, 23 November 2012

There was a young tramp so sweet

There was a young tramp so sweet
Who lived out on the street
With holes in his shoes
Reading the news
Because he couldn't stand the heat

There was a big coat on a doll


There was a big coat on a doll
Which didn't have far to fall
When along came a pig
Wearing a pink wig
And used it to clean  the hall

Thursday, 22 November 2012

There was a young ant in a million

 
There was a young ant in a million
Who liked to go to the pavillion
To see many an act
With a big cheque
Which was worth a billion


There was a young bear so wild

 
There was a young bear so wild
Who roared at many a child
Then went in for the attack
Make no mistake
And had to have his teeth filed


There was a banana in a tree

 
There was a banana in a tree
Who thought he was lucky you see
When along came a monkey
On top of a donkey
And ate him quickly for tea


There was a fast car on the road

 
There was a fast car on the road
Which was carrying a really big load
When hitting a hole
It careered up a pole
And decided to really explode
 


Thursday, 8 November 2012

It’s that time of year again

It’s that time of year again
Where we all sing out loud
While dancing round the Christmas tree
To make our children proud

As we remember the Holy Son
Through Christmas at its best
With parties going all night long
To remember the Holy quest

It’s that time of year again
Where we all sing out loud
While dancing round the Christmas tree
To make our children proud

With mistletoe above the door
To give that ultimate Kiss
To that some you adore
Or who you truly miss

It’s that time of year again
Where we all sing out loud
While dancing round the Christmas tree
To make our children proud

With holly wreaths and tinsel too
And carols sung so sweet
By people that you love so much
Who live upon your street?

It’s that time of year again
Where we all sing out loud
While dancing round the Christmas tree
To make our children Proud

It’s that time of year again
Where we all sing out loud
While dancing round the Christmas tree
To make our children Proud

By Dr Geebers

It’s Christmas

It’s Christmas
It’s the time to have fun
It’s the time to remember
The Holy son

It’s Christmas
It’s time to rejoice
It’s time to party
To that special voice

It’s Christmas
It’s the time to enjoy
It’s the time to remember
That golden boy

It’s Christmas
It’s time to reach out
It’s time to spread
Love all about

It’s Christmas
It’s time to help others
It’s time to help poverty
Or sisters an brothers

It’s Christmas
It’s the time to have fun
It’s the time to remember
The Holy son

It’s Christmas

Tuesday, 6 November 2012

There was a young woman on a diet

There was a young woman on a diet,
Who was quite pleasant and quiet,
While being on stage,
She ate loads of veg,
To teach her young audience to buy it.

There was a young baby so young

There was a young baby so young,
Who had a big massive tongue,
When seeing a fly,
Just fluttering by,
She flicked it out for fun.

Give me your love

Give me your love
Let it be free
Give me your love
For all to see

Take my heart
And open hand
Give me your love
You understand

Make me happy
Make me smile
Give me your love
It’ll be worthwhile

Come on now
Let’s do it today
Give me your love
And let me stay


Santa Claus

Santa Claus
Where are you?
Santa Claus
What can you do?
Climbing down chimneys
One two three
Crawling through letter boxes
Simply for free
Putting smiles
On many a face
But we are not sure
If your from outer space
Because Santa Claus
The kids love you
Along with your reindeer's
That fly so true
Over the roof tops
Right to our door
In your big red suite
That we all adore
Along with your sleigh
In perfect flow
Gliding through air
Sliding through snow
Bringing us presents
One two three
We love you Santa
Says everyone like me

I was down and out

I was down and out
And on the road
I didn't know what to do
I was feeling life
The way it was
I was feeling it oh so true

I was understanding
All the madness
I was understanding the pain
I was doing
What I had to do
It was driving me in sane

I was going here
And going there
Not knowing what I'd become
Except a man
Who lost it all
And ended up a bum

Then all of a sudden
It happened to me
Way out of the blue
I met a women
Who liked me
And the things I had to do

To stay alive
In a hard world
Where pain and suffering is
Through the things
You may never see
And I will never miss

So I was lucky
To get a break
To see my future unfold
Yet many never
Get that chance
As thet die young not old

With all the power
Of their glory
Never ever said
Because it's to late
For them now
Because they are dead

Respect to them
For living this way
And doing what they do
For life is hard
For all of us
So I hope it don't happen to you.

By Dr Geebers

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Dodger Dodger oh where can you be

Dodger Dodger oh where can you be
I’m travelling on busses completely free
Going here, going there, it’s funny you see
I’ve even become a celebrity on T.V.
I’m getting well fed, breakfast and tea
Yet i’m only a cat that loves travelling you see
So listen all cats if you want to be me
Jump on the next bus and enjoy life for free

By Dr Geebers

Owner suprised to find cat regularly catches bus

A pet cat named Dodger is living up to his name - by catching free bus trips from his home town.

Artful Dodger from Oliver Twist, has taken to hopping on and off the public transport at the bus station near his home in Bridport, Dorset. The 15-year-old Tom even sits on bemused passengers' laps and has been known to make mile round trips from Bridport to Charmouth.
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Peter Willows
Artful Dodger hops off the bus near his home in Bridport, Dorset Photo: Peter Willows/BNPS
The ginger moggy, who was named after the Artful Dodger from Oliver Twist, has taken to hopping on and off the public transport at the bus station near his home.
The 15-year-old Tom even sits on bemused passengers' laps as the bus makes up to 10 mile round trips from Bridport to Charmouth in Dorset.
Dodger is such a regular customer that some of the drivers take tins of cat food to work with them to give to him. They even know what stop to let him off at.
At the end of his journies the roving moggy returns to his home and owner Fee Jeanes.
Mrs Jeanes, 44, believes Dodger first took a liking to the buses as they are warm like greenhouses when the sun is on them.
But the adventurous pet has since ended up being taken for several rides.
Mrs Jeanes, 44, said: "We moved here 19 months ago and our house backs onto the bus station.
"He is an old boy and is very friendly. At first Dodger kept going to the bus station because people there fed him tit-bits and scraps of food.
"But then he started climbing on board the buses because they are almost like greenhouses when it is sunny.
"Then last week I found out he had travelled to Charmouth and back, which is a 10 mile round trip.
"I hadn't seen him all morning until my daughter Emily told me one of her friends had just seen him on the bus at Charmouth.
"I couldn't believe it and panicked. I got into my car to go off and look for him and then at that moment the bus pulled up near our house and low and behold he got off.
"He had fallen asleep on board and nobody knew about it. When the driver realised he knew who Dodger was and where he lived and kept him on board.
"That afternoon I saw Dodger climb on board another bus and I rushed to tell the driver.
"I was shocked when she told me Dodger was always on there and liked to sit on the seats because they are warm from where people have been sitting.
"The drivers buy cat food for him and he sits on people's laps.
"Sometimes he just sits in the middle of the road and waits for the bus to turn up before he gets on."
Dodger is familiar to regular bus passengers and drivers, but Mrs Jeanes still receives several calls a week asking if she has lost a ginger cat.
A spokesman for bus firm First said they didn't mind Dodger on their buses but didn't actively encourage him.
He said: "The drivers have been asked not to feed it because we recognise that cat has an owner and we do not want to discourage it from returning home for food and shelter, but in principle we do not have a problem with it being around the bus station.
"Given this cat is elderly we suspect it would be eligible for free travel, perhaps a bus puss, if such a thing existed."

WHATS LIFE ALL ABOUT

What is life, all about?
Having everything, then having knout.
As it happens, all the time,
To lots of people, you will find.

In many ways, more than one,
So be grateful, for what you’ve done.

Living it up, when you can,
Is the only, ultimate plan.
For one life, is what you got,
Even when, you think its not.

And remember, what is true,
Love your life, the way you do.
Let no one else, take control,

And you’ll be on, an upward roll.
Because you know, what is right?
Only you can see the light.
Under your nose, or far away,
There’s always a chance, you’ll make it we say.