Dr Geebers Poetry Rhymes

This blog has been set up to show Dr Geebers poetry rhymes. I am a man who was homeless and set out to change my life around creating poetry rhymes and creating Loose pebble sculptures on U.K. pebble beaches. I did the most unbelieveable journey ever and thats walk 6800 miles, created loose pebble sculptures and mosiacs on 40+ beaches, moving around 2000 tonnes of pebbles/stones to write a book about my journey. With the proceeds going to combat homelessness.

Tuesday, 25 September 2012

Jesus Christ oh flipping mighty

Put his hand up my mothers nighty

Then he put it in and wiggled it about

Then all of a sudden there was a shout

Awe naw what you do to me

Stop it stop it its not free

Awe naw thats not right

You can't show me the bloody light

Even though you hit the spot

Oh Jesus please flipping stop

With a quivering explosion which was good

Of pure excitement and now shes nude

Bending over touching her toes

Taking it as juices flows

In and out in a rythmical way

Oh flipping hell Jesus what can I say

Oh oh oh what you doing to me

I'm cumming I'm cumming oh Jesus you see

I believe you I believe you and everything you say

Oh please keep on going to the end of the day

With the gushing of semen flowing so fine

Oh Jesus Christ has blown her mind

With absolute pleasure, evil and sin

So flipping hell Jesus you bloody well win

For your Jesus Christ who we pray to each night

And you gave me a good time and I seen the light

As you banged me none stop and I love you

So please come back and I'll give you a blow

There was a young man called Mick

Who had a really small dick

It was that small

That when it rose tall

You could use it as a tooth pick

There was a young woman a whore

Who was an absolute bore

When taking it in hand

She'd simply demand

She wanted it total hardcore

There was a young woman an ex

Who really loved to have sex

When getting her bit

She did a big shit

And then charged us bloody well tax

Monday, 10 September 2012

Give me beer for my breakfast

Keep me happy

Give me beer for my tea I say

Give me something even stronger

If you want too

So I don't see the end of the day

Give me vodka for my breakfast

Keep me slurring

Give me vodka for my tea I say

Give me something even stronger

If you want too

So I don't see the end of the day

Give me a woman for my breakfast

Keep me happy

Give me a woman for my tea I say

Give me something even stronger

If you want too

But remember I'm not gay

Give me pleasure for my breakfast

Keep me happy

Give me pleasure for my tea I say

Give me pleasure oh please honey

Give me pleasure every minute of the day

Wednesday, 29 August 2012

There was a young woman with lips

Bigger than her huge hips

That big its true

She had more than two

And now she gets paid huge tips

There was a young woman with tits

Who liked to show her bits

When along came a snake

And jumped in her sack

And gave her the bloody well shits

There was a young woman so dumb

Who took it right up the bum

Who screamed out loud

In the middle of the crowd

And her face got covered in cum

Greedy Cow

Give me all your money

Give ma all your love

Give me everything

Even a white winged dove

Give me all your truth

Give me all your lies

Give me everything

Even all the pies

Give me all your wages

Give me all your cars

Give me everything

Even a trip to mars

Give me what I want

Give me it now

Give me everything

Because I'm a greedy cow

Sunday, 26 August 2012

HELP ME PLEASE

Help me please, Lord I pray,
Encourage me on, through my day.
Let me see, that light please,
Promise me Lord, now with ease.

Making it easier, to move on,
Ending this misery, let it be gone.

Please my Lord, please I pray,
Let me see that light today.
Eventually getting what’s to come,
As life is hard and is no fun.
So help me Lord, please I pray,
Ending this misery, please today.

By Dr. Geebers.

POETRY IN MOTION

Poets come, from all over the world,
Only to write, now boys and girls.
Encouraged on, by family and friends,
To write, and write, again and again.
Remembering their pasts, oh so well,
Yet having the time to create and tell.

In a poem from time to time,
Never saying that it will rhyme.

Making words seem oh so easy,
Oh yes that’s right, so simply sleazy.
To show the world that they have style,
In real elegance, that’s worth while.
On the other hand if they rhyme,
Now that’s simplicity that really does shine.

By Dr. Geebers

Tuesday, 21 August 2012

Would you like to be homeless

Would you like to be homeless
Would you like to be on the street
Would you like to have smelly clothes
And really smelly feet

Would you like to have no income
Would you like to have no job
Would you like to live rough
Or be called a snob

Would you like to beg and steal
Would you like to understand
Would you like to help
Or would you like to be dammed

Yet when someone wants to help
Even though their homeless too
Some charities don’t care
So what would you do

To turn this around
Through art at its best
To do something good
In life’s real test

Well this is the truth
With a story to tell
Through one mans journey
In this living hell

Under a daft name
For everyone to see
Who is called Dr Geebers
Now that is me

So thank you everyone
From deep in my heart
You’ve all done me proud
So I could create my art

Around the U.K. coast
To help people like me
Who ends up homeless
Yet shared his love for free

So have a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
Now I can help others
Through my new career

With a book for everyone
In respectful glory
To help many charities
With a real life story

Respect to you all
And have a good time
This Poem is for all of you
Nicely written in rhyme

Even though I’m not homeless
Not now anyway
I found someone special
Who’s brightened my day

Due to creating art
For everyone to see
What a wonderful ending
To happen to me

Maybe sometime in the future
I can do this once more
With real sponcership
Right round our shore

To give 3 others a chance
To live the dream
Of walking the coast
If you know what I mean

Since there is loads of artists
Who need a hand
To get that one chance
To become grand

Yet its hard when you have nothing
To create art so pure
But Dr Geebers is not quitting
And wants this for sure

So thank you everyone
From deep in my heart
For giving me a chance
To show my pebble art

And I’ll say it again
Without any fear
Have a Merry Christmas
And a happy New Year

By Dr Geebers

Brandy brandy

Brandy, brandy makes you randy

Iasn't that right now my dear Mandy

Because its wicked is the Brandy

Its a lot better than any shandy

Working its dream

If you know what I mean

Making poor Mandy

Simply scream

With absolute pleasure

To simply treasure

In a moment

No one can measure

Because brandy, brandy makes you randy

Isn't that right now my dear Mandy

Because its wicked is the brandy

Its so great it is dandy

Making her squirm

\like a germ

All over my body

And now its my turn

To give her more

Total hardcore

Its round 2

Down on the floor

With brandy, brandy making us randy

Isn't that right now my dear Mandy

Because it is wicked is the brandy

Its so great it is dandy

Ripping of clothes

Touching your toes

Kissing your lips

Kissing your nose

Caressing your skin

Oh what a sin

Now let the true passion

Surely begin

With brandy, brandy making us randy

Isn't that right now my dear Mandy

Because it is wicked is the brandy

Its so great it is dandy

Building up sweat

With no regret

Making sure

We wont forget

Turning over

Like a four leaf clover

Going through the positions

Like a range rover

Because brandy, brandy making us randy

Isn't that right now my dear Mandy

Because it is wicked is the brandy

Its so great it is dandy

Going up and down

And all around

On the sofa

And on the ground

Making her scream

Which is obseen

With the perfect climax

In my dream

HOMELESSNESS

Help those people, who need help,
Over the world from town to town,
Making their life’s better for sure,
Ending this misery upon the ground.
Letting them see what life is about,
Enhancing their bodies and their souls,
Securing a future for them at last,
So they can go and achieve their goals.
Never let them feel ashamed,
Encouraging them to do their best.
See their problems in your mind,
So they feel wanted nevertheless.

By Dr. Geebers.

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Every two minutes someone
faces losing their home.

Help us help who’s next.

MY COMIC VERSE

Money, money, money,
Yummy, yummy, yummy,

Completely insane,
Or is it funny.
Making us see,
Including now me,
Comedy can come,

Violently, free.
Even with glitches,
Resulting in riches,
Surely or not,
Everyone’s in stitches.

By Dr. Geebers.

FRIENDSHIP

Friends are people that we know
Reassuring us as we grow
In our life’s for the best
Encouraging us nevertheless
Never saying we are wrong
Developing a friendship that is strong
Showing us love of a different kind
Helping us through those bad times
Inviting us to be their friend
Promising us friendship to the end

By Dr. Geebers.

JESUS CHRIST

Justify the love of God,
Each day when you feel down,
So you can see what this man means,
Utmost is what we found.
Showing us what he’s made of,

Completely for you and I,
Helping those who need help,
Rise up before they die.
In total harmony and total praise,
So we can do our best,
To show the love that we all hold,

For peace we must confess.

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

Food is something we all need,
Occasionally fuelled by our greed.
Otherwise it’s ok,
Don’t over do it in any way.

For fatty foods are not the best,
Optimize this nevertheless.
Right from the start to make things plain,

To help encourage body and brain.
Honestly now for best results,
Organic food has no faults.
Unconsciously giving you what you need,
Grown natural, oh yes we plead.
Helping your body bit by bit,
Though you must exercise to keep it fit.

FOOTBALLS CRAZY

Friendly people oh yes indeed,
Our football fan’s all agreed.
On the terraces and in the kop,
They love the game so they won’t stop.
Being there for their team,
And chanting phrases as they scream.
Letting others know who they support,
Loudly admitting they won’t abort.
Sending a message across the land,

Come take us on and be a man.
Rubbing it in all the way,
As they come fourth on that day.
Zig-zagging in with all respect,
Yes we’ll win so what the heck.

Friday, 17 August 2012

A flickety do da

A flickety do da
A flickety day
I hope you sure know
I love you I say

A flickety do da
A flickety day
I hope you remember
These words that I say

A flickety do da
A flickety day
These words are true
In many a way

A flickety do da
A flickety day
I’ll sat them again
I LOVE YOU I say

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