Sweet tender lips

Sweet tender lips
And glossy hair
Beautiful hips
And underwear

Lovely figure
passionate eyes
A heart even bigger
That tells no lies

A creative soul
I long to touch
I love you darling
Ever so much

By Dr Geebers

A flickety do da

A flickety do da
A flickety day
I hope you sure know
I love you I say

A flickety do da
A flickety day
I hope you remember
These words that I say

A flickety do da
A flickety day
These words are true
In many a way

A flickety do da
A flickety day
I’ll sat them again
I LOVE YOU I say

By Dr Geebers

Give me your love

Give me your love
Let it be free
Give me your love
For all to see

Take my heart
And open hand
Give me your love
You understand

Make me happy
Make me smile
Give me your love
It’ll be worthwhile

Come on now
Let’s do it today
Give me your love
And let me stay

By Dr Geebers

Running down the street

Running down the street
As fast as can be
This is not neat
With people chasing me

Making the wrong turn
What should I do
With no time to burn
As the tention grew

Climbing over a wall
Will I get away
Being on the ball
Living day by day

Then the sirens they come
A Flashing away
“Dam, dam, dam”
Is what I did say

Not a good move
No not at all
With nothing to prove
An no time to stall

With adrenalin pumping
Straight through my vains
Many feet stomping
And the rattling of chains

So I hid in a dustbin
To make my escape
Oh what a sin
YOU DIDN’T GET ME MATE

So after an hour
I made it back home
Jumped in the shower
All covered in foam

Got rid of my clothes
And jumped into bed
With a little red rose
And a banging head

Kissing my lover
In a passionette way
Under the cover
Where I longed to stay

By Dr Geebers

Fiddle sticks and broomsticks

Fiddle sticks and broomsticks

With many people doing tricks

All for fun however dumb

Isn’t that right my dear old chum

So have a great time

With whiskey and wine

And I’ll see you next year

You Drunken old swine

By Dr Geebers

Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rum

Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rum

Santa Claws hes not dumb

By Dr Geebers

Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of whisky

Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of whisky

Santa Claws is looking a bit frisky

By Dr Geebers

Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of gin

Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of gin

Mrs Claws heads in a spin

By Dr Geebers

Drink Drink Drink

Drink Drink Drink

And have a really good time

HERES CHRISTMAS

With a bottle of wine

By Dr Geebers

Christmas is a calling

Christmas is a calling
So lets have a drink
Well thats no excuse
To kick up a stink

So lets all be jolly
And have a good time
Lets crack open the champers
And exspensive wine

Come on lets all party
With music up loud
Lets invite the neighbours
Who are all proud

Lets bury the hatchet
And lay problems to rest
Now lets all enjoy
Christmas at its best

Lets dance and be Merry
For its that time of year
With the best excuse ever
To have Whisky and Beer

By Dr Geebers

I was dreaming it was over

I was dreaming it was over
I was dreaming it was true
I was feeling oh so lonely
Until I met you

Then all of a sudden it happened
With love oh so sweet
You took my heart with glory
And swiped me of my feet

With the fluctuation of life
Suspended in the air
In an unexspected kiss
That we sure both did share

Now the jolly side of life
Is there for all to see
But this I do not care
As long as your with me

So Merry Christmas darling
And a Happy New Year
I love you with all my heart
So please do not fear

This year is different
Because I am here for you
Even though I haven’t much
My love is really true

By Dr Geebers

Christmas time has come so fast,

Christmas time has come so fast,
Once again to have a blast.
As we remember the Holy Child,
The one with miracles which come so wild.

Who brought belief to one and all?
To give us faith we do recall.
While helping the sick in many ways,
So praise the Lord this special day.

With all our hearts and all our souls,
While we go on to achieve our goals.
Forever and ever right to the end,
Oh thank you Lord you are our friend.

By Dr Geebers

Santa Santa why are you fat?

Santa Santa why are you fat?
Did you eat a cat in a hat?
Or an elephant down on his knees
Is it true Santa Oh tell us please

Santa Santa Why are you so fat?
Was it mince pies that did that?
Or was it the booze or all the cheese
Is it true Santa oh tell us please

Santa Santa why are you so fat?
Did you eat a dragon a dirty old bat?
Or was it the children you ate with ease
Is it true Santa oh tell us please

By Dr Geebers

Lets party

Lets party
Oh some how
Lets party
Come on now
Lets party
And lets dance
Lets party
To the sound of trance
Lets party
To the beat
Lets party
That’s unique
Lets party
To Christmas tunes
Lets party
From here to the moon
Lets party
Through the New Year
Lets party
Without fear
Lets party
Yes everyone
Lets party
It’s got to be done
Lets party
With family and friends
Lets party
And hope it never ends
Lets party
And do whats great
Lets party
With all our mates
Lets party
And all have fun
Lets party
Its got to be done

Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year everyone.

By Dr Geebers

“What do you want for Christmas?”

“What do you want for Christmas?”
Santa asked me
As I sat silently
Right upon his knee

One grown man
Or should I say bloke
Completely drunk
Just having a joke

Then I burped suddently
Not a good sign
Being a stupid idiot
While passing the time

Not knowing the security
Was called on me
When I began to choke
And was sick on Santa’s knee

Oh what a state
With a smell so pure
Which stunk out the place
Yet I wasn’t sure

Till I woke up in a cell
Wet completely through
With a banging headache
But what did I do?

I didn’t know
Yet I had a good time
That got more exspensive
With a £100 fine

So please take heed this Christmas
When you have a drink
Don’t do what I did
So please take note and think

Is it really worth it
Being on Santa’s knee
Of course it is people
Just don’t be sick like me

 

There was a young woman from space

There was a young woman from space

Who couldn’t tie her own lace

When meeting a man

Which wasn’t the plan

She tripped and went splatt on her face

By Dr Geebers

There was a young woman who smoked

There was a young woman who smoked

That definitely got provoked

When on the news

Talking about shoes

She swallowed her ciggy and choked

By Dr Geebers

There was a young kitten so sweet

There was a young kitten so sweet
That tried to cross the street
When a long came a star
Shooting so far
And knocked her of her feet

By Dr Geebers

There was a young boy called Ranta

There was a young boy called Ranta
Who liked to drink cans of Fanta
When along came a coke
Dressed up for a joke
Trying to say he was Santa

By Dr Geebers

There was a young brick in the wall

There was a young brick in the wall
Who wanted to rise up tall
When along came graffiti
As far as Tahiti
And made him shine for all

By Dr Geebers