There was a young man with aids

There was a young man with aids,

Who wasn’t really afraid,

To step into the light,

To do what’s right,

To save all his comrades.

There was a young pen called Ink

There was a young pen called Ink,

Who had a missing link?

Without the thrill,

Of getting a refill,

He couldn’t write or think.

There was a young tramp so sweet

There was a young tramp so sweet

Who lived out on the street

With holes in his shoes

Reading the news

Because he couldn't stand the heat

There was a big coat on a doll

There was a big coat on a doll

Which didn't have far to fall

When along came a pig

Wearing a pink wig

And used it to clean  the hall

There was a young ant in a million

 

There was a young ant in a million

Who liked to go to the pavillion

To see many an act

With a big cheque

Which was worth a billion



There was a young bear so wild

 

There was a young bear so wild

Who roared at many a child

Then went in for the attack

Make no mistake

And had to have his teeth filed



There was a banana in a tree

 

There was a banana in a tree

Who thought he was lucky you see

When along came a monkey

On top of a donkey

And ate him quickly for tea



There was a fast car on the road

 

There was a fast car on the road

Which was carrying a really big load

When hitting a hole

It careered up a pole

And decided to really explode

 



There was a young woman on a diet

There was a young woman on a diet,

Who was quite pleasant and quiet,

While being on stage,

She ate loads of veg,

To teach her young audience to buy it.

There was a young woman with lips

 

There was a young woman with lips

Bigger than her huge hips

That big its true

She had more than two

And now she gets paid huge tips

There was a young woman with tits

 

There was a young woman with tits

Who liked to show her bits

When along came a snake

And jumped in her sack

And gave her the bloody well shits

There was a young woman so dumb

 

There was a young woman so dumb

Who took it right up the bum

Who screamed out loud

In the middle of the crowd

And her face got covered in cum



Be Prepared To Laugh Out Loud (5) limericks

Another batch of daft limericks by Dr Geebers for all of you to read.

Be Prepared To Laugh Out Loud (4) limericks

Even more limericks from Dr Geebers for you all to enjoy.

Be Prepared To Laugh Out Loud (3) limericks

Another bunch of crazy limericks created by Dr Geebers.

Be Prepared To Laugh Out Loud (1) Limericks

Some funny limericks from Dr Geebers.

Be Prepared To Laugh Out Loud (6)

Be Prepared To Laugh Out Loud (2)

There was a young germ called Inferior,

There was a young germ called Inferior,

Who thought he was superior,

Until getting a kick,

From detergent so thick,

Right upon his posterior.

By Dr Geebers

There was a young boy so bad

There was a young boy so bad

Who really hated his dad

So he stole his car

And drove it far

Along with the money he had

By Dr Geebers