There was a young boy with a book,

There was a young boy with a book,

Who didn't even care to look?

When getting caught,

For not a lot,

And now he's branded a crook.

By Dr Geebers

There was a young book that was read,

There was a young book that was read,

By a young boy in his bed,

That made him just scream,

If you know what I mean,

With all the nightmares in his head.

By Dr Geebers