There was a young man with a gun

There was a young man with a gun

Who was actually on the run

When along came a dog

Playing leap frog

And bit him on the bum

by Dr Geebers

Mr Wicks And His Dancing Chicks

Mr Wicks was a fine old fellow,

Who liked to act real funny?

While playing a tune on his cello,

And making lots of money.

When all of a sudden he met these chicks,

Who liked to dance and sing?

Along with doing some fancy tricks,

While wearing lots of bling.

With a hip hop here and a hip hop there,

They made an almighty team,

Which made their audience without fear?

All want to laugh and scream.

For they had magic on their side,

To do the things they do,

By taking the Mickey with all their pride,

Out of people like me and you.

Until this day when up on stage,

One chick with a really big bum,

Slipped on something in furious rage,

And fell and broke her thumb.

"Aaaaaaahhhhhh". She shouted way out loud,

As the crowd they all laughed,

While pointing out their fingers proud,

At this chick who was being daft.

"Oh no, oh no". She started to cry.

"Why's this happening to me".

She blurted out without a lie,

Then passed out dead you see.

"Ha, ha, ha, you silly sod,

Don't you go to sleep?

Get up now and do your job,

You stupid little creep".

Said Mr Wicks the fine old fellow,

Keeping the act alive,

While playing a tune on his cello,

So they could all survive.

Then with that came something new,

A gnome on stilts so high,

To do the things he had to do,

So their audience wouldn't die.

While all the other little chicks,

Jumped around their friend,

To waken her up with magic tricks,

While counting from one to ten.

"A hey diddle, diddle, a cat on a fiddle".

Sung Mr Wicks the fool,

"A crazy baboon stuck in the middle,

And an ant with shades so cool.

A monster to be, a dragon to see,

With many a wasp in a ring,

A cat with a dog and a stupid green frog".

Is what Mr Wicks did sing.

Making ones laugh with his hideous rhymes,

Flowing to the beat of his tune,

Along with the chicks dancing at times,

And a horse playing the bassoon.

Then all of a sudden at the end of the night,

They all got a big cheer,

For all those things that went wrong,

To boost their new career.

In comedy and in magic rhymes,

For all the world to see,

Because Mr Wicks he seen the signs,

Through disasters that came for free.

By Dr Geebers

Master Frog and His Crazy Dog

"Oh dear no, please not again,

This stupid collar is driving me insane.

Why do this to me your friend,

You stupid man now once again".

"Oh stop it now you stupid dog,

Before I kick you like a hog.

Now put this lead on so we can walk,

Around and around now as we talk".=

"Oh why, oh why, do I have to?

It’s not fair, for me not you.

To walk around in this fine place,

With this lead in any case".

"I know, I know, but it’s the rules,

In case you’re violent you crazy fool.

And if you don't I’ll get a fine,

When going to court in due time".

"But it’s not fair, no not at all,

For I want love, I do recall.

With a female little bitch,

Who has a family who are rich"?

"I know, I know, I understand,

I want that to upon this land.

But you are really a stupid dog,

And all I want is a snog".

"Oh is that right, we'll wait and see,

For I will get an apology.

And when I do you'll be ashamed,

As a bad master who will be named"= .

"I don't think so, no not me,

For I’m your master, so simple and free.

And I will tell you what to do,

And you will understand it to".

"I told you no, no not again,

I won't do it, my little friend.

I won't let you, now take that,

You stupid crazy little brat".

"Stop it; stop it, your hurting me,

Stop it now, and let me be.

You stupid dog, what did I say,

Stop it now, I say, I say".

"How do you like it you crazy frog,

Coming from me your friendly dog.

Its not nice, is it now,

Ha, ha, ha, let’s have a row".

"Get this collar of my neck,

Do it now before I crack.

You stupid little stupid dog,

Do it now before there’s fog".

"Here it comes, there’s a good boy,

That’s it now, please enjoy.

Walkies, walkies, on all fours,

Lets go out now through those doors".

"What you doing to me you brat,

Yes you know now and all that.

I won't apologise and be shamed,

As a bad master who will be named"= .

"Oh yes you will, do you hear me,

Honestly now, you will you see.

For its not right for me today,

To have to do this to you I say".

"Ok, ok, I do submit,

To you now you little git,

Even though it is the rules,

I'm sorry really you little fool".

"That’s good, that’s good, you crazy Frog,

So now you know that I’m a dog.

When you take me for a walk,

Around and around as we talk".

By Dr Geebers

There was a young frog like Bob Marley,

There was a young frog like Bob Marley,

Who liked to ride a big Harley,

Until one day,

When drifting away,

He crashed into a field of barley.

By Dr Geebers