Here Comes Santa

Oh dear no

Not again

Here comes Santa

With half a brain

Through the snow

Sleet and rain

Delivering presents

He must be in sane

With a bottle of brandy

And a big zoot too

As the reindeer's unite

Watching what the elf's do

As they pass it around

To one another

Oh yes a big bong

But why do they bother

Well to be honest

If you do a good deed

And are a true artist

Then you will succeed

For money means nothing

But surely does help

Yet the UK is exspensive

And in the pocket its felt

Yet some of us work for free

By busking on the street

To hopefully pay for accomadation

And maybe something to eat

Which isn't good

So don't be surprised

If people walking past us

Give us evil eyes

Sinking in deep

Right to your soul

As you try to change things around

To simply achieve your goal

One day it may happen

In a really crazy way 

As you become an artist

Who simply makes it I say

So never ever give up

Because it could happen to you

You could be up there with Santa

Who's a legend too

Along with his rendeer's

And elf's its true

Says me Dr Geebers

So how do you do

 

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Feel the vibe

Right outside

With christmas lights

And christmas pride

As people shop

Side by side

For the ultimate gift

To go world wide

It may be a song

Or a flash car too

It may be a ring

As someone says I do

It may be a house

Or even a flat

It may be a squat

Which isn't all that

It may be a pebble

Loat at sea

It may be a hug

That comes for free

It may be a smile

From someone you adore

It maybe a book

That's total hardcore

Or it may be a chance

To help someone out

So they can do wonders

In a world full of doubt

To rise up through the masses

With art and words gallore

To spread the love of christmas

Simply once more

No matter if they are rich

No matter if they are poor

Christmas is the time to be jolly

This we know for sure

So party party party

The whole way through

And enjoy this time of year

While helping others too

For christmas is really special

For every boy and girl

As they feel something great

All around the world

And that's the love of life

That's been given to one and all

As we party party party

Get smashed and simply fall

For we are all lucky

Yet the truth is we are not

For some live in poverty

That others have forgot

And many will die

As you party without fear

So think yourseleves real lucky

And have a Happy New Year

I wrote this poem as i like many othe thousands of people have been homeless at this time of year. Please don't be afraid to help someone this winter who is less fortunate than yourself. There are many charities out there that try to help with homelessnes. Me myself personally i would rather give beding,clothing and money to those I see struggling because a lot of people on our streets don't get benifits and proper hot meals cost a fortune. Trust me I should know how hard it is to live on the streets and did a homeless awearness tour to prove that fact. The real problem is no local conaction no place no money no place no stabillity no place and if you end up becoming an addict of any discription many landlords don't want to help those on benefits but it is the only way to get accomadition in future.

Maybe one day I Dr Geebers through art and poetry can raise the funding to set up my own charity to create the flates and houses we need to start combating homelessnes and not hostels that have so many rules you are actually better of in prison. I can say this because i live in emergency housing accomadation and I am not allowed any visitors at all. So to change my life around from being on the streets I cannot have my girlfriend stayin my property or try to take my art on to the next level this is after I walked 6800 miles around the UK coastline been on TV and many newspapers. I had to become an addict after 17 years clean to get the help I am getting now and it isn't enough by a long shot.

Bad boy Santa

Hey you

Can you hear what I say

Santa's a pain in the ass

And he's flipping gay

I caught him the other night

With his trousers down

Giving some bloke a blow job

In some dirty fucking town

And Ruddolf he's a wanker

Didn't you fucking know

For using his red nose

To give Santa an awesome show

And all his little Elfs

Started singing christmas songs

As they skinned up joints

And passed the bong along

All getting high

While enjoying life too

Now this is the real Santa

And his bad boy crew

Who go out theifing

To get presents gallore

No much wonder the worlds suffering

And no one will open their door

That's why he's a fat bastard

Who ate all the pies

Because he's not stupid

He just fed us all lies

Giving us all hope

At this festive time of year

But he's really a bad boy criminal

Do you all hear

So don't listen to him

The pathetic fucking cunt

For he's nothing special

And that's putting it blunt

So if he comes to your door

With presents in his hand

You know their all ripped off

Do you fucking understand

And the police will come knocking

With a present of their own

And that's a night in the cells

So don't you fucking moan

Because you have been warned

All about this evil man

Who's a fucking well legend

With one awesome fucking plan



I see you a looking at me

I see you

A looking at me

As you walk down the street

So fancy free

Completely freezing

To a degree

Yet I'm in a sleeping bag

Yes it's me

As Many people

Have shopping galore

And all I want

Is an open door

With no money

Oh what a bore

I wish someone

Would give us a score

To help us out

Without a doubt

It's my birthday

I cry and shout

Even though

I own nought

I truly know

What life's about

So I write out

These crazy rhymes

While hoping for

Better times

As I look 

At the moon that shines

And start thinking

About creating crimes

To simply survive

Out on the street

This is life

I must repeat

In a way

That's totally unique

Even though

There's not much heat

So Merry Christmas

And a happy new year

I hope you enjoy it

Without any fear

Along with your wine

Or pint of beer

As you go around

Spreading your Christmas cheer

I was living in a doorway

I was living in a doorway

Writing in rhyme

Having a crazy birthday 

At Christmas time

Feeling all the magic

Along with Frenchy too

And little Marley

Who where homeless too

Even though it was freezing

Steve came along

Along with Polish Gabbie

His partner who's strong

All cuddled up together

To take in each others heat

So we could all survive

Simply on the street

Now this is real life

In a place no one should be

Now thank you my friends

For being there for me

Even though I had no money

And was completely on my ass

They came along

Which was first class

Because they love what I do

And what I create

And said one simple thing

Which I can relate

And that is no one

 Should ever be left out

Even though we have nothing

We know what life's about

And that's helping each other

 Which brought a tear to my eye

 Yet this is street life

Which is no word of a lie

For no matter your religion

 Colour or race

 The small things in life count

As we try to find our place

Yet some have addictions

 Which covers their pain

 Just like myself

With no one to blame

Only I found my answer

 Through art and rhyme

 Which has changed my life round

And could help others in time

It’s that time of year again

It’s that time of year again
Where we all sing out loud
While dancing round the Christmas tree
To make our children proud

As we remember the Holy Son
Through Christmas at its best
With parties going all night long
To remember the Holy quest

It’s that time of year again
Where we all sing out loud
While dancing round the Christmas tree
To make our children proud

With mistletoe above the door
To give that ultimate Kiss
To that some you adore
Or who you truly miss

It’s that time of year again
Where we all sing out loud
While dancing round the Christmas tree
To make our children proud

With holly wreaths and tinsel too
And carols sung so sweet
By people that you love so much
Who live upon your street?

It’s that time of year again
Where we all sing out loud
While dancing round the Christmas tree
To make our children Proud

It’s that time of year again
Where we all sing out loud
While dancing round the Christmas tree
To make our children Proud

By Dr Geebers

It’s Christmas

It’s Christmas
It’s the time to have fun
It’s the time to remember
The Holy son

It’s Christmas
It’s time to rejoice
It’s time to party
To that special voice

It’s Christmas
It’s the time to enjoy
It’s the time to remember
That golden boy

It’s Christmas
It’s time to reach out
It’s time to spread
Love all about

It’s Christmas
It’s time to help others
It’s time to help poverty
Or sisters an brothers

It’s Christmas
It’s the time to have fun
It’s the time to remember
The Holy son

It’s Christmas

Santa Claus

Santa Claus
Where are you?
Santa Claus
What can you do?

Climbing down chimneys
One two three
Crawling through letter boxes
Simply for free

Putting smiles
On many a face
But we are not sure
If your from outer space

Because Santa Claus
The kids love you
Along with your reindeer's
That fly so true

Over the roof tops
Right to our door
In your big red suite
That we all adore

Along with your sleigh
In perfect flow
Gliding through air
Sliding through snow

Bringing us presents
One two three
We love you Santa
Says everyone like me

There was a young elf called Terry,

There was a young elf called Terry,

Who liked to get very merry?

At Christmas time,

With a bottle of wine,

And now his face is quite scary.

By Dr Geebers

Fiddle sticks and broomsticks

Fiddle sticks and broomsticks

With many people doing tricks

All for fun however dumb

Isn’t that right my dear old chum

So have a great time

With whiskey and wine

And I’ll see you next year

You Drunken old swine

By Dr Geebers

Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rum

Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rum

Santa Claws hes not dumb

By Dr Geebers

Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of whisky

Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of whisky

Santa Claws is looking a bit frisky

By Dr Geebers

Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of gin

Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of gin

Mrs Claws heads in a spin

By Dr Geebers

Drink Drink Drink

Drink Drink Drink

And have a really good time

HERES CHRISTMAS

With a bottle of wine

By Dr Geebers

Christmas is a calling

Christmas is a calling
So lets have a drink
Well thats no excuse
To kick up a stink

So lets all be jolly
And have a good time
Lets crack open the champers
And exspensive wine

Come on lets all party
With music up loud
Lets invite the neighbours
Who are all proud

Lets bury the hatchet
And lay problems to rest
Now lets all enjoy
Christmas at its best

Lets dance and be Merry
For its that time of year
With the best excuse ever
To have Whisky and Beer

By Dr Geebers

I was dreaming it was over

I was dreaming it was over
I was dreaming it was true
I was feeling oh so lonely
Until I met you

Then all of a sudden it happened
With love oh so sweet
You took my heart with glory
And swiped me of my feet

With the fluctuation of life
Suspended in the air
In an unexspected kiss
That we sure both did share

Now the jolly side of life
Is there for all to see
But this I do not care
As long as your with me

So Merry Christmas darling
And a Happy New Year
I love you with all my heart
So please do not fear

This year is different
Because I am here for you
Even though I haven’t much
My love is really true

By Dr Geebers

Christmas time has come so fast,

Christmas time has come so fast,
Once again to have a blast.
As we remember the Holy Child,
The one with miracles which come so wild.

Who brought belief to one and all?
To give us faith we do recall.
While helping the sick in many ways,
So praise the Lord this special day.

With all our hearts and all our souls,
While we go on to achieve our goals.
Forever and ever right to the end,
Oh thank you Lord you are our friend.

By Dr Geebers

Santa Santa why are you fat?

Santa Santa why are you fat?
Did you eat a cat in a hat?
Or an elephant down on his knees
Is it true Santa Oh tell us please

Santa Santa Why are you so fat?
Was it mince pies that did that?
Or was it the booze or all the cheese
Is it true Santa oh tell us please

Santa Santa why are you so fat?
Did you eat a dragon a dirty old bat?
Or was it the children you ate with ease
Is it true Santa oh tell us please

By Dr Geebers

Lets party

Lets party
Oh some how
Lets party
Come on now
Lets party
And lets dance
Lets party
To the sound of trance
Lets party
To the beat
Lets party
That’s unique
Lets party
To Christmas tunes
Lets party
From here to the moon
Lets party
Through the New Year
Lets party
Without fear
Lets party
Yes everyone
Lets party
It’s got to be done
Lets party
With family and friends
Lets party
And hope it never ends
Lets party
And do whats great
Lets party
With all our mates
Lets party
And all have fun
Lets party
Its got to be done

Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year everyone.

By Dr Geebers

“What do you want for Christmas?”

“What do you want for Christmas?”
Santa asked me
As I sat silently
Right upon his knee

One grown man
Or should I say bloke
Completely drunk
Just having a joke

Then I burped suddently
Not a good sign
Being a stupid idiot
While passing the time

Not knowing the security
Was called on me
When I began to choke
And was sick on Santa’s knee

Oh what a state
With a smell so pure
Which stunk out the place
Yet I wasn’t sure

Till I woke up in a cell
Wet completely through
With a banging headache
But what did I do?

I didn’t know
Yet I had a good time
That got more exspensive
With a £100 fine

So please take heed this Christmas
When you have a drink
Don’t do what I did
So please take note and think

Is it really worth it
Being on Santa’s knee
Of course it is people
Just don’t be sick like me