There was a young boy on land,

There was a young boy on land,

Who liked to do things so grand?

When playing football,

For country and all,

A rocket blew up in his hand.

By Dr Geebers

There was a young boy called Fred,

There was a young boy called Fred,

Who woke up and thought he was dead,

When seeing his mum,

Eating some chum,

While waggling her tail, it’s said.

By Dr Geebers