There was a young man in a sweater,

There was a young man in a sweater,

Whose life was getting better and better,

Along with his child,

Out in the wild,

Until a crocodile came and ate her.

By Dr Geebers

There was a young man out at sea,

There was a young man out at sea,

Who wanted to go for a pee,

So he pulled down his zip,

And let it go rip,

Until a crocodile ate it for tea.

By Dr Geebers