There was a young man in a suite

 

There was a young man in a suite

Who really liked his fruit

So he went on the rob

And did a good job

Until he got caught with all the loot



Fruit And Vegetables

An apple is green and also red,

An orange is orange and sticky it's said.

A pear is brown and juicy inside,

A banana is yellow and bends with pride. 

A potato is brown with mud all around,

A carrot is orange and grows in the ground.

A lettuce is green with many a leaf,

An onion is brown with bitter belief.

Blackberries are black and come in a bunch,

A melon is yellow and tasteful for lunch.

As fruits and vegetables are better for you,

Better than junk food and sugar too.

By Dr Geebers

There Was A Smart Table And Chairs

There was a smart table and chairs,

That looked good with apple and pears,

When along came a bird,

With a dirty big word,

And dropped it without any care.

By Dr Geebers