There was a banana in a tree

 

There was a banana in a tree

Who thought he was lucky you see

When along came a monkey

On top of a donkey

And ate him quickly for tea



There was a young boy called Mike,

There was a young boy called Mike,

Who liked to go flying his kite?

When a monkey with cheese,

Jumped out of the trees,

And gave him a hell of a fright.

By Dr Geebers

There was a young monkey called Hate,

There was a young monkey called Hate,

Who always got in a state?

When seeing young girls,

He would pull at there curls,

And laugh and think it was great.

By Dr Geebers

There Was A Young Man With A Bike

There was a young man with a bike,

Who rode it without a light,

When up a tree,

A monkey did see,

And sprinkled him with some delight.

By Dr Geebers