There was a big coat on a doll

There was a big coat on a doll

Which didn't have far to fall

When along came a pig

Wearing a pink wig

And used it to clean  the hall

There was a young dog that was pink,

There was a young dog that was pink,

That didn't know how to think,

When feeling this way,

And acting all gay,

With some kind of missing link.

By Dr Geebers