Don't be daft

Don't be daft

Have a laugh

Here we go

In the aftermath

Having a blast

Don't be last

Here we go

Slow not fast

Feeling it

Being it

Seeing all the things

And agreeing it

That is life

Pure sacravice

Doing everything

Surely twice

In a way

Day by day

Here we go

Make that play

Flying high

It's no lie

Doing all the things

Before we die

This is it

Bit by bit

What a load

Of bloody shit

But who cares

Nothings fair

In a world

Where nothings there

Fucking you up

Oh really fuck

Oh well then

Life must suck

Getting worse

A fucking curse

Oh well then

Get the fucking nurse

I was saying

I was saying what I wanted to say

When I wanted to say

When I wanted to say it

I was doing what I wanted to do

When I wanted to do

When I wanted to do it

I was being what I wanted to be

When I wanted to be

When I wanted to be it

I was playing when I wanted to play 

When I wanted to play

When I wanted to play it

I was going around from town to town

Doing all the things completely sound

Even though I was on the ground

Spreading my words all around

Going here going there

Doing all the things oh yes I swear

In a way that's totally fair

Because I know I really care

I was saying what I wanted to say

When I wanted to say

When I wanted to say it

I was doing what I wanted to do

When I wanted to do

When I wanted to do it

I was being what I wanted to be

When I wanted to be

When I wanted to be it

I was playing when I wanted to play 

When I wanted to play

When I wanted to play it

I was finding it tough sure enough

Because I looked really rough

In a way that calls no bluff

Even though I knew my stuff

Getting into fights being polite

It one of those things day and night

Even though I was always right

Until I seen the bloody light

I was saying what I wanted to say

When I wanted to say

When I wanted to say it

I was doing what I wanted to do

When I wanted to do

When I wanted to do it

I was being what I wanted to be

When I wanted to be

When I wanted to be it

I was playing when I wanted to play 

When I wanted to play

When I wanted to play it

Then all of a sudden the people did stop

Because I wasn't singing any old pop

With loads of booze give us a drop

Or a bottle so I don't stop

In words of rhyme line by line

Come join in any old time

Through the darkness to the sunshine

With a zoot that is fine

I was saying what I wanted to say

When I wanted to say

When I wanted to say it

I was doing what I wanted to do

When I wanted to do

When I wanted to do it

I was being what I wanted to be

When I wanted to be

When I wanted to be it

I was playing when I wanted to play 

When I wanted to play

When I wanted to play it

Getting smashed out in the trash

Hoping for a chance to make some cash

In a way that's totally Flash

Through these words in the ultimate bash

To make it big with a jig

Even though I want a swig

While tripping over a little twig

Oh dear no I need a cig

I was saying what I wanted to say

When I wanted to say

When I wanted to say it

I was doing what I wanted to do

When I wanted to do

When I wanted to do it

I was being what I wanted to be

When I wanted to be

When I wanted to be it

I was playing when I wanted to play 

When I wanted to play

When I wanted to play it

I was feeling the tunes over the moon

Way up in a hot air balloon

Even though its only June

It's OK I'll be back soon

To do what I do

In these words so true

And that's get hammered

Like all of you

I was saying what I wanted to say

When I wanted to say

When I wanted to say it

I was doing what I wanted to do

When I wanted to do

When I wanted to do it

I was being what I wanted to be

When I wanted to be

When I wanted to be it

I was playing when I wanted to play 

When I wanted to play

When I wanted to play it

So come be clever put your hands together

No matter the rain or any weather

And say after me forever and ever

We won't give up no no never

For we are the ones who love fun

Under the stars under the sun

Because we know its got to be done

This is life for everyone

I was saying what I wanted to say

When I wanted to say

When I wanted to say it

I was doing what I wanted to do

When I wanted to do

When I wanted to do it

I was being what I wanted to be

When I wanted to be

When I wanted to be it

I was playing when I wanted to play 

When I wanted to play

When I wanted to play it

I was saying what I wanted to say

When I wanted to say

When I wanted to say it

I was doing what i wanted to do

When I wanted to do

When I wanted to do it

I was being what I wanted to be

When I wanted to be

When I wanted to be it

I was playing when I wanted to play 

When I wanted to play

When I wanted to play it

I was saying what I wanted to say

When I wanted to say

When I wanted to say it

I was doing what i wanted to do

When I wanted to do

When I wanted to do it

I was being what I wanted to be

When I wanted to be

When I wanted to be it

I was playing when I wanted to play 

When I wanted to play

When I wanted to play it

I'm a superstar so I am

I'm a superstar so I am

I'm a homeless man without a plan

I'm a crazy person with a can

I'm a reservoir without a dam

I'm an alcoholic oh yes man

I'm a tramp with many a fan

I'm a poet who don't eat spam

I'm a vegetarian who eats ham

I'm a lire who drives a van

I'm a dopey person taking a gram

I'm a Jammie dodger without jam

But most of all I'm a simple man

Feel the rhythm

 

Feel the rhythm

Feel the roll

Understand the madness

Taking control

In a way

No one can bowl

This is life

No easy stroll

Going here

Going there

Feeling the magic

Everywhere

In a way

Oh yes I swear

With the Devil

That no one can bare

Showing emotions

With an inner smile

That tells no lies

Which is worth while

To carry on

Without style

On the road

Mile by mile

Trying to conquer

Through hard times

In a way

Without crimes

Through crazy words

And crazy rhymes

Everyday

As the sun shines

Until the day

You meet your maker

Or even quickly

The undertaker

Which is life

One bone breaker

Come on then

You shelf stacker

Then all of a sudden

Opportunity awaits

Bringing you

Real open gates

Showing you life

With higher rates

And high class women

And high class mates

Where everything

Shines so bright

Everyday

And every night

No matter what

Its all right

This is life

When you see the light

 

 



Love is crazy

 

Love is crazy

Love is fun

Love is like

Having a bullet from a gun

Once you got it

You know its true

Because true love

Will always scar you

And be with you

Until you die

Because true love

Tells no lie



Little Miss Nurse and her ultimate curse

Little Miss Nurse was a nice little girl,
Who liked to run and swim?
While shining like a precious pearl,
At home or down the gym.

Until one day when being free,
She opened up her purse,
To buy a cup of tea,
And got attacked by the curse.

“Hello my darling remember me,
The person that you hate”.
He shouted now, you see, you see,
Which put her in a state?

“Are you ok now Madam dear”?
Said someone at the till,
“That’s one pound now Madam dear”.
He said while standing still.

“What you say you crazy loon”.
She said as she screamed,
When the clock it struck noon,
And the cashier he now beamed.

“How dare you speak to me like that?
Over the head of a pound,
But if you want to be a bat,
I’ll call the police around”.

“Oh sorry Sir”. She said so nice,
“I didn’t mean it to you,
But I will say it again now twice,
I’m sorry and mean it too”.

“No you didn’t”. Said the curse,
Who shouted in her ear?
From deep within her precious purse,
To give her lots of fear.

“Oh shut it would you, you little pest,
And please leave me alone”.
She said now as she stressed,
While playing with her phone.

“I don’t think so, no not me,
For I am in your mind,
No matter what you do you see?
You won’t stop me you’ll find”.

“What did you say, now Madam dear”.
Said the young man at the till,
“I’m sorry Sir, I hope you hear,
And know now that’s two nil”.

“Now I won’t tell you, one more time,
For I will make that call,
And if I do then you won’t pine,
When the police come standing tall”

“Oh that’s ok, I’m sorry sir,
I didn’t mean any trouble”.
As she gave her tea a stir,
And drunk it on the double.

Then picking up all her things,
Along with her purse as well,
She left the shop on bouncy springs,
As if she was under a spell.

Bouncing through the open door,
And halfway down the street,
She decided to go in another store,
To buy herself a treat.

Without a word or even a sound,
She thought she lost her curse,
Until the time it came around,
To open up her purse.

“You’re not buying that hideous thing,
That looks totally absurd,
That some dog has dropped pa’ding,
Or was it from a bird”.

“Hello Madam is you ok”.
Said the woman behind the till,
“Isn’t it a lovely day”?
She said with a perfect chill.

“Oh stop it, stop it, you pain in the neck,
Please stop bulling me,
I’m buying this so what the heck,
It’s what I like you see”.

“Oh sorry Madam for being nice,
You miserable grumpy old cow,
The next time then, I’ll think twice,
About serving you then and now”.

“Oh sorry Madam for being so rude,
I wasn’t talking to you,
Honestly now, I’ll be good,
And buy not one but two.”

“I hope you are now Madam dear,
Because that wasn’t fair”.
Said the woman nice and clear,
In respect to who was there.

So of she went in a scurry,
With her clothes and purse,
Down the road in a hurry,
While thinking of her curse.

Which seem to put her in a state?
That no one could control,
Because this curse that she did hate,
Was really taking its toll.

While making her do crazy things,
To annoy the ones she loves,
Until an angel with beautiful wings,
Came from up above.

“Hello Miss I need a Nurse”.
Said the Angel with a smile,
“To help me with a really bad curse,
Who seems to be cramping my style”?

“Oh is that right and what can I do,
To take away your pain”.
“Well to be honest that’s up to you,
To help me all the same.

Because my Mother always told me,
No matter what and when,
You got to understand you see,
And count from one to ten.

Which gives you time to think about,
All the things that’s wrong,
And then by magic without a doubt,
Your goodness will be strong”.

“What do you mean now Angel dear?
You’re messing up my head”.
“I mean my darling don’t show fear,
Now that is what I said.

Because you’re the one who has the strength,
To show that good means good,
And you will go to any length,
To do this if you could”.

“So you mean I got to believe,
In all the things I do,
So I can go on and achieve,
To make my dreams come true”.

“Yes that right, Little Miss Nurse,
It’s what you got to do,
To stop this bug of a really bad curse,
Spoil the goodness in you.

Please listen now please to this,
Because I feel your pain,
Then think of all the things that’s bliss,
And what you could now gain.

Because you’re going to show whose boss,
By helping all the poor,
Which won’t be a total loss?
This I know this for sure.

Or maybe you will help a lady,
Who’s trying to cross the street?
Who maybe really old like Sadie?
Or give them a special treat.

And when you do these kinds of things,
You’ll notice a difference in you,
That’s more precious than diamond rings,
And lasts forever to.

Which will help you in your cause?
To stop your dreadful curse”.
She said now with a little pause.
“That you carry in your purse”.

“Let’s hope so”. She said so quick,
In a bit of a flutter,
“Hoping that the goodness sticks,
Like bread with lots of butter”.

“Oh it will, my darling dear,
Because I believe in you,
As long as you remember to show no fear,
While helping others to”.

“I will, I will, with all my heart”.
While crossing it with a smile,
“I’ll do it now with a brand new start,
That will be really worth while”.

“That’s good to hear my little friend,
Now I have got to go,
Now you stay good right to the end,
And let your goodness show”.

“Oh thank you, thank you very much,
I hope to see you soon”.
“Oh don’t you worry, I’ll be in touch,
Before it gets to June”.

So of he went a floating free,
Way up into the sky,
Flapping his wings like birds you see,
Without a word of a lie.

When all of a sudden, like a bad smell,
She heard a roar from her purse,
When it fell from the Devils spell,
To reveal her dreadful curse.

“I heard that I hope you know,
But you will never win,
No matter where you seem to go,
I’ll cause you dreadful sin”.

“Oh is that right, well let’s see,
For I believe the truth,
No matter what you do to me,
You stupid little goof”.

Then with that she made a call,
To see what she could do,
As she stood there in her hall,
While all her goodness grew.

“Hello, hello”. She said so nice,
To someone on the phone,
“I’ve got clothes food and rice”.
She said in a lovely tone.

“Would you like them if I pop round?
In maybe a hour or so,
Oh that’s good and totally sound,
I’ll be there I hope you know”.

Which she did from that day on,
Because of her dreadful curse,
And then the next day it was gone,
So, “thank you”. Said Little Miss Nurse

Sitting in a pub

Sitting in a pub, with a pint in my hand,

Chatting chit chat, you all understand.

Getting a bit pissed and slurring my words,

"What's that you said"? "You know, you heard".

"Don't curse at me, you stupid fool",

Crash bang wallop, goes the stool.

"That's it now, its time to leave",

Escorted by bouncers, oh yes believe.

By Dr Geebers

Going Crazy

Doing all the things, we got to do,

Seeing all the things, that is real,

Finding all the answers, deep in our soul,

When the wind is blowing that almighty gale.

Now saying it, with all our hearts,

No matter if we know that it’s true,

You got to say it whether right or wrong,

You know, you know that it’s up to you.

Going crazy, going crazy,

Come on now, you know it to,

Going crazy, going crazy,

Smash it; smash it, it’s up to you.

Going crazy, going crazy,

Come on now, you know it to,

Going crazy, going crazy,

Smash it; smash it, it’s up to you.

Please, please, will you help me?

Please, please, please do it today,

Please, please, will you help me?

Because I'm loosing my insanity.

With all you people in this world,

Rally messing with my head,

Oh shit no not again,

Here we go, I think I'm dead.

Going crazy, going crazy,

Come on now you know it to,

Going crazy, going crazy,

Smash it; smash it, it’s up to you.

Going crazy, going crazy,

Come on now, you know it to,

Going crazy, going crazy,

Smash it; smash it, it’s up to you.

Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

Come on then, lets do it right,

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

Come on then, let’s have a fight,

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Smash it up, smash it up,

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

Smash it up, smash it up,

All, the, way.

Going crazy, going crazy,

Come on now, you know it to,

Going crazy, going crazy,

Smash it; smash it, it’s up to you.

Going crazy, going crazy,

Come on now you know it to,

Going crazy, going crazy,

Smash it; smash it, it’s up to you.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

By Dr Geebers

Flying Down The Motorway

Driving on the motorway, as fast as can be,

With my foot down, flat to the floor,

Being in the fast lane, speeding you see,

Doing one hundred and then some more.

Banging my head, banging my head,

Jumping up and down, banging my head.

Banging my head, banging my head,

Jumping up and down, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Flying by truckers at my side,

With my top down, all the way,

Showing a smile, with all my pride,

In my porch, I say, I say.

Listening to music, way up loud,

Without a care, none at all,

Then all of a sudden, I seen a crowd,

In a field, I do recall.

Driving on the motorway, as fast as can be,

With my foot down, flat to the floor,

Being in the fast lane, speeding you see,

Doing one hundred and then some more.

Banging my head, banging my head,

Jumping up and down, banging my head.

Banging my head, banging my head,

Jumping up and down, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Turning down the volume, what did I hear?

Someone shouting on a mike,

Then all of a sudden, there was a cheer,

When drums started beating, in perfect flight.

So I slowed down ready to stop,

To find out, what it was,

When someone they just lost the plot,

All dressed up, for the cause.

Driving on the motorway, as fast as can be,

With my foot down, flat to the floor,

Being in the fast lane, Oh yes it’s me,

Doing one hundred and then some more.

Banging my head, banging my head,

Jumping up and down, banging my head.

Banking my head, banging my head,

Jumping up and down, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Seeing flashing lights, coming behind,

Then a siren, squealing so raw,

While a copper began to chime,

Stop the car, you broke the law.

Giving him the fingers, in my mirror,

While putting the foot down, on my peddle,

While not knowing what would occur,

I just turned up the heavy metal.

Driving in the fast lane, as fast as can be,

With my foot down, flat to the floor,

Being in the fast lane, oh yes it’s me,

Doing one hundred and then some more.

Banging my head, banging my head,

Jumping up and down, banging my head,

Banging my head, banging my head.

Jumping up and down, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Crashing through road blocks, not giving a dam,

Speeding up, speeding up,

Supping on a beer that’s in my hand,

Who really cares, who really cares?

Then all of a sudden, it happened to me,

The spikes went out, across the road,

Pop went the tyres as flat as can be,

Then crash, bang, wallop, my car explodes.

Driving in the fast lane, as fast as can be,

With my foot down, flat to the floor,

Being in the fast lane, speeding you see,

Doing one hundred and the some more.

Banking my head, banging my head,

Jumping up and down, banging my head.

Banging my head, banging my head,

Jumping up and down, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Banging my head, banging my head,

Jumping up and down, and now I’m dead.

Banging my head, banging my head,

Jumping up and down, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

By Dr Geebers

Craziness,

 Craziness,

A what is this?

A people going around,

Just a taking the piss.

In a place,

Just like this,

Now that’s what you call,

Flipping craziness.

A jumping up and down,

A moving around,

A feeling that a chaos,

In every town.

Along with the madness,

That’s totally abound.

Now that’s craziness,

It’s all around.

Cause craziness,

 A what is this?

A people going around,

Just a taking the piss,

In a place,

Just like this,

So stick your lips on my ass,

And give me a kiss.

Oh Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Oh, oh, yeeeeeeaaaaaahh

With craziness,

 Being like this,

Going in sane,

With all things bliss,

With all the madness,

Of thy fist,

Now that’s what you call,

Flipping craziness.

Cause craziness,

 A what is this,

A people going around,

Just a taking the piss,

In a place,

Just like this,

So stick your lips on my ass,

And give me a kiss.

Oh Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Oh, oh, yeeeeeeaaaaaahh

While shaking your head,

 And seeing things red,

Within the spirits,

Of the living dead,

That’s well bread,

 And often said,

To bring out craziness,

That’s in your head.

Cause craziness,

 Can be bliss,

With people going around,

Just a taking the piss,

In a place,

Just like this,

Now that’s what you call,

Flipping craziness.

Oh, oh Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

By Dr Geebers

Why?

Why oh why do we try,

To live life before we die.

Is it because we want the best,

For ourselves nevertheless.

Or is it because we enjoy the power,

Of using our brains to take us far.

Or is it because we find it funny,

To use our brains to make us money.

Well who knows but only you?

As it's your future and what you do.

In any case wither rich or not,

We all will die, sometime for sure.

By Dr Geebers

What

What does a door mean to you?

Is it something you walk through?

Or is it an object you hide behind,

For security reasons for peace of mind.

Or is it something that opens and shuts,

That’s totally solid like wall nuts.

Or is it a gateway to the world outside,

That we can lock to leave our valuables inside.

Or is it a life that one did live,

That suffered death for the uses it gives.

By Dr Geebers

The Crazy Thoughts

Thy crazy thoughts in thy life,

Wonder forever more,

Why oh why do thee strife,

Upon thy rocky shore.

Where thy answers never frail,

Thee never seem to know,

Thee understand thy heavenly Gail,

Where thee, may never, go.

Though you have moments of belief,

You feel remorse for all,

As thee feel sorrow and the grief,

In thy natures call.

With thee seeing thy thoughts of old,

You see thy death so free,

In thy mind of the bold,

You understand oh thee.

By Dr Geebers

The Magic Mission

The magic mission of thy sword,

Comes out in times when one is bored.

To conquer the world in its ways,

Which is not nice most people say.

As violence means guns and bombs,

Sex goddesses wearing thongs.

Crazy people going mad,

In life it’s self now that is sad.

So what can we do to stop this mess?

To join together nevertheless.

All those people who live in fear,

In total harmony every year.

Would it be music so gentle and kind?

Would it be football that’s magic we find.

Would it be peace at last for free?

Or would it be love for God you see.

Well who knows it could be any,

As life goes on without a penny.

To find that answer to bring fun,

In life so dark what’s done is done.

By Dr Geebers