I'm a superstar so I am

I'm a superstar so I am

I'm a homeless man without a plan

I'm a crazy person with a can

I'm a reservoir without a dam

I'm an alcoholic oh yes man

I'm a tramp with many a fan

I'm a poet who don't eat spam

I'm a vegetarian who eats ham

I'm a lire who drives a van

I'm a dopey person taking a gram

I'm a Jammie dodger without jam

But most of all I'm a simple man