There was a young shopper with a till

There was a young shopper with a till

Who wanted one heck of a thrill

So he ran out the door

As he let out a roar

And hes probably still running still

There was a young clock on the wall

There was a young clock on the wall

Who really wanted to be tall

So he reached out his hands

With many demands

And turned into the grandfather of them all

There was a young drunk on the street

There was a young drunk on the street

Who really had smelly feet

They where that bad

Even the rats where glad

He went to the shop for his treat

There was a young drunk on the street

There was a young drunk on the street

Who had really smelly feet

They where that bad

Even the rats where glad

When he went to the shop for his treat

There was a young woman so fine

 

There was a young woman so fine

Who liked to drink bottles of wine

No matter the day

She'd do it anyway

And then she would want to drink mine

There was a good cue with chalk

 

There was a good cue with chalk

That liked to really talk

When along came his master

Oh what a disaster

And gaged him with his sock

There was a young man so kind

 

There was a young man so kind

He left his possessions behind

When along came a cat

At the drop of a hat

And robbed the poor man blind



There was a young man in a suite

 

There was a young man in a suite

Who really liked his fruit

So he went on the rob

And did a good job

Until he got caught with all the loot



There was a young man with aids

There was a young man with aids,

Who wasn’t really afraid,

To step into the light,

To do what’s right,

To save all his comrades.

There was a young pen called Ink

There was a young pen called Ink,

Who had a missing link?

Without the thrill,

Of getting a refill,

He couldn’t write or think.

There was a young tramp so sweet

There was a young tramp so sweet

Who lived out on the street

With holes in his shoes

Reading the news

Because he couldn't stand the heat

There was a big coat on a doll

There was a big coat on a doll

Which didn't have far to fall

When along came a pig

Wearing a pink wig

And used it to clean  the hall

There was a young ant in a million

 

There was a young ant in a million

Who liked to go to the pavillion

To see many an act

With a big cheque

Which was worth a billion



There was a young bear so wild

 

There was a young bear so wild

Who roared at many a child

Then went in for the attack

Make no mistake

And had to have his teeth filed



There was a banana in a tree

 

There was a banana in a tree

Who thought he was lucky you see

When along came a monkey

On top of a donkey

And ate him quickly for tea



There was a fast car on the road

 

There was a fast car on the road

Which was carrying a really big load

When hitting a hole

It careered up a pole

And decided to really explode

 



There was a young woman on a diet

There was a young woman on a diet,

Who was quite pleasant and quiet,

While being on stage,

She ate loads of veg,

To teach her young audience to buy it.

There was a young baby so young

There was a young baby so young,

Who had a big massive tongue,

When seeing a fly,

Just fluttering by,

She flicked it out for fun.

There was a young man called Mick

There was a young man called Mick

Who had a really small dick

It was that small

That when it rose tall

You could use it as a tooth pick

There was a young woman a whore

There was a young woman a whore

Who was an absolute bore

When taking it in hand

She'd simply demand

She wanted it total hardcore