There was a young goat on a hill,

There was a young goat on a hill,

Who was threatened by someone called Jill,

When along came Jack,

Just for the crack.

With something even better still.

By Dr Geebers

There was a young man called Jack,

There was a young man called Jack,

Who stood on a garden rake,

Which punctured his soul,

With a gapping big hole,

And give him a heart attack.

By Dr Geebers