Little Miss Nurse and her ultimate curse

Little Miss Nurse was a nice little girl,
Who liked to run and swim?
While shining like a precious pearl,
At home or down the gym.

Until one day when being free,
She opened up her purse,
To buy a cup of tea,
And got attacked by the curse.

“Hello my darling remember me,
The person that you hate”.
He shouted now, you see, you see,
Which put her in a state?

“Are you ok now Madam dear”?
Said someone at the till,
“That’s one pound now Madam dear”.
He said while standing still.

“What you say you crazy loon”.
She said as she screamed,
When the clock it struck noon,
And the cashier he now beamed.

“How dare you speak to me like that?
Over the head of a pound,
But if you want to be a bat,
I’ll call the police around”.

“Oh sorry Sir”. She said so nice,
“I didn’t mean it to you,
But I will say it again now twice,
I’m sorry and mean it too”.

“No you didn’t”. Said the curse,
Who shouted in her ear?
From deep within her precious purse,
To give her lots of fear.

“Oh shut it would you, you little pest,
And please leave me alone”.
She said now as she stressed,
While playing with her phone.

“I don’t think so, no not me,
For I am in your mind,
No matter what you do you see?
You won’t stop me you’ll find”.

“What did you say, now Madam dear”.
Said the young man at the till,
“I’m sorry Sir, I hope you hear,
And know now that’s two nil”.

“Now I won’t tell you, one more time,
For I will make that call,
And if I do then you won’t pine,
When the police come standing tall”

“Oh that’s ok, I’m sorry sir,
I didn’t mean any trouble”.
As she gave her tea a stir,
And drunk it on the double.

Then picking up all her things,
Along with her purse as well,
She left the shop on bouncy springs,
As if she was under a spell.

Bouncing through the open door,
And halfway down the street,
She decided to go in another store,
To buy herself a treat.

Without a word or even a sound,
She thought she lost her curse,
Until the time it came around,
To open up her purse.

“You’re not buying that hideous thing,
That looks totally absurd,
That some dog has dropped pa’ding,
Or was it from a bird”.

“Hello Madam is you ok”.
Said the woman behind the till,
“Isn’t it a lovely day”?
She said with a perfect chill.

“Oh stop it, stop it, you pain in the neck,
Please stop bulling me,
I’m buying this so what the heck,
It’s what I like you see”.

“Oh sorry Madam for being nice,
You miserable grumpy old cow,
The next time then, I’ll think twice,
About serving you then and now”.

“Oh sorry Madam for being so rude,
I wasn’t talking to you,
Honestly now, I’ll be good,
And buy not one but two.”

“I hope you are now Madam dear,
Because that wasn’t fair”.
Said the woman nice and clear,
In respect to who was there.

So of she went in a scurry,
With her clothes and purse,
Down the road in a hurry,
While thinking of her curse.

Which seem to put her in a state?
That no one could control,
Because this curse that she did hate,
Was really taking its toll.

While making her do crazy things,
To annoy the ones she loves,
Until an angel with beautiful wings,
Came from up above.

“Hello Miss I need a Nurse”.
Said the Angel with a smile,
“To help me with a really bad curse,
Who seems to be cramping my style”?

“Oh is that right and what can I do,
To take away your pain”.
“Well to be honest that’s up to you,
To help me all the same.

Because my Mother always told me,
No matter what and when,
You got to understand you see,
And count from one to ten.

Which gives you time to think about,
All the things that’s wrong,
And then by magic without a doubt,
Your goodness will be strong”.

“What do you mean now Angel dear?
You’re messing up my head”.
“I mean my darling don’t show fear,
Now that is what I said.

Because you’re the one who has the strength,
To show that good means good,
And you will go to any length,
To do this if you could”.

“So you mean I got to believe,
In all the things I do,
So I can go on and achieve,
To make my dreams come true”.

“Yes that right, Little Miss Nurse,
It’s what you got to do,
To stop this bug of a really bad curse,
Spoil the goodness in you.

Please listen now please to this,
Because I feel your pain,
Then think of all the things that’s bliss,
And what you could now gain.

Because you’re going to show whose boss,
By helping all the poor,
Which won’t be a total loss?
This I know this for sure.

Or maybe you will help a lady,
Who’s trying to cross the street?
Who maybe really old like Sadie?
Or give them a special treat.

And when you do these kinds of things,
You’ll notice a difference in you,
That’s more precious than diamond rings,
And lasts forever to.

Which will help you in your cause?
To stop your dreadful curse”.
She said now with a little pause.
“That you carry in your purse”.

“Let’s hope so”. She said so quick,
In a bit of a flutter,
“Hoping that the goodness sticks,
Like bread with lots of butter”.

“Oh it will, my darling dear,
Because I believe in you,
As long as you remember to show no fear,
While helping others to”.

“I will, I will, with all my heart”.
While crossing it with a smile,
“I’ll do it now with a brand new start,
That will be really worth while”.

“That’s good to hear my little friend,
Now I have got to go,
Now you stay good right to the end,
And let your goodness show”.

“Oh thank you, thank you very much,
I hope to see you soon”.
“Oh don’t you worry, I’ll be in touch,
Before it gets to June”.

So of he went a floating free,
Way up into the sky,
Flapping his wings like birds you see,
Without a word of a lie.

When all of a sudden, like a bad smell,
She heard a roar from her purse,
When it fell from the Devils spell,
To reveal her dreadful curse.

“I heard that I hope you know,
But you will never win,
No matter where you seem to go,
I’ll cause you dreadful sin”.

“Oh is that right, well let’s see,
For I believe the truth,
No matter what you do to me,
You stupid little goof”.

Then with that she made a call,
To see what she could do,
As she stood there in her hall,
While all her goodness grew.

“Hello, hello”. She said so nice,
To someone on the phone,
“I’ve got clothes food and rice”.
She said in a lovely tone.

“Would you like them if I pop round?
In maybe a hour or so,
Oh that’s good and totally sound,
I’ll be there I hope you know”.

Which she did from that day on,
Because of her dreadful curse,
And then the next day it was gone,
So, “thank you”. Said Little Miss Nurse

Santa Claus

Santa Claus
Where are you?
Santa Claus
What can you do?

Climbing down chimneys
One two three
Crawling through letter boxes
Simply for free

Putting smiles
On many a face
But we are not sure
If your from outer space

Because Santa Claus
The kids love you
Along with your reindeer's
That fly so true

Over the roof tops
Right to our door
In your big red suite
That we all adore

Along with your sleigh
In perfect flow
Gliding through air
Sliding through snow

Bringing us presents
One two three
We love you Santa
Says everyone like me

Master Snoblet And His Golden Goblet chldrens story rhyme

Fruit And Vegetables

An apple is green and also red,

An orange is orange and sticky it's said.

A pear is brown and juicy inside,

A banana is yellow and bends with pride. 

A potato is brown with mud all around,

A carrot is orange and grows in the ground.

A lettuce is green with many a leaf,

An onion is brown with bitter belief.

Blackberries are black and come in a bunch,

A melon is yellow and tasteful for lunch.

As fruits and vegetables are better for you,

Better than junk food and sugar too.

By Dr Geebers

Body Parts

Come on now,

And be polite,

Please step to the left,

Then step to the right.

Then show me your fingers,

And show me your toes,

Come point with me,

To your nose.

That’s good, that’s good,

You've done that right,

Let’s jump to the left,

Let’s jump to the right.

Then show me your ankles,

And show me your hips,

Come point with me,

To your lips.

That’s better, that’s better,

You've done that right,

Let’s hop to the left,

Let’s hop to the right.

Then show me your hands,

And show me your ears,

Come point with me,

To your eyes without tears.

That’s brilliant, that’s brilliant,

You've done that right,

Let’s touch our head,

With all our might.

Now are you ready,

To start at the start,

To do it again,

With all your heart.

Come on now,

And be polite,

Please step to the left,

Then to the..........

By Dr Geebers

STOP OR GO

Stop, look and listen,

Think before you go,

Only when it's clear,

Please then do so.

Or you'll be very sorry,

Remember think first,

Go when it's clear,

Or you'll die completely cursed.

By Dr Geebers

ROAD SAFTY

Remember children, when you’re out there,

On the roadside, please take care.

As mobile phones, all around,

Do distract you, so it's found.

So see things clearly, in your mind,
And when it's safe, then crosses in time.

For safety is, the key to life,

Ending madness, stress and strife.

Together we can make it right,

Yes you know it, so see the light.

By Dr Geebers

Tricky Nick and Sticky Mick Had Two Kinds Of Walking Stick

Tricky Nick and Sticky Mick,

Had two kinds of walking stick.

Now Tricky Nick’s walking stick,

Was made of plastic and looked slick.

While Sticky Mick’s walking stick,

Was made of wood and quite thick.

Now Tricky Nick and Sticky Mick,

Both liked to walk very quick.

Down the road clickety click,

With their two walking sticks.

Pass Chicky Chick, who was sick,

Who hadn't got a walking stick?

"Hi Chicky Chick". Said Tricky Nick,

With his plastic walking stick.

"Hello Tricky Nick". Said Chicky Chick,

With a struggle as she was sick.

"Hi Chicky Chick". Said Sticky Mick,

With his wooden walking stick.

"Hello Sticky Mick". Said Chicky Chick,

Struggling more as she was sick.

"Oh Chicky Chick are you sick".

Said Tricky Nick with his plastic stick.

"Yes I am". Said Chicky Chick,

Struggling to talk to Tricky Nick.

"Oh Chicky Chick, you do look sick".

Said Sticky Mick with his wooden stick.

"Cheers Sticky Mick". Said Chicky Chick,

Struggling even more as she was sick.

"Sorry to here that Chicky Chick",

Said Tricky Nick and Sticky Mick.

Both together very quick,

With their two walking sticks.

 

"Can we help you Chicky Chick,

As you’re struggling, and your sick.

With your shopping Chicky Chick,

As we are friends and we'll be quick".

 

Said Tricky Nick and Sticky Mick,

With their two walking sticks.

"Why thank you now Tricky Nick,

And thank you to Sticky Mick.

 

You’re very kind". Said Chicky Chick,

Straining now as she was sick.

"But I’m ok". Said Chicky Chick,

To Tricky Nick, and Sticky Mick.

"Are you sure now Chicky Chick"?

Said Tricky Nick and Sticky Mick.

"Yes I am". Said Chicky Chick.

As they where getting on her wick.

 

"Get well soon". Said Tricky Nick,

With his plastic walking stick.

"Bye Chicky Chick". Said Sticky Mick,

With his wooden walking stick.

As they went walking very quick,

With their two walking sticks.

Down the road clickety click,

Clickety click, clickety click.

Towards their home, without missing a trick,

Went Tricky Nick and Sticky Mick.

With their two walking sticks,

Clickety click, clickety click,

Clickety click, as they went quick,

Clickety click, clickety click.

Went Tricky Nick and Sticky Mick,

With their two walking sticks.

By Dr Geebers

The mystic flying pizza,

The mystic flying pizza,

Clean from outer space,

Came to London City,

To splash salami in our face.

Along with mozzarella,

And pineapple now as well,

To create a bit of havoc,

In this living hell.

Showing us all its weapons,

Of fat and destruction too,

Polluting all our systems,

Is what it's trying to do?

Sending back messages,

To it's main fleet,

On how to take us on,

To beat us on the streets.

Planning a crazy war,

Against us oh by far,

To gain control of London,

So they could have the power.

Now are we going to let them?

Well that is up to you,

To put a plan together,

Or death will come so true.

Wiping out our kingdom,

Killing all our souls,

To make our life’s easier,

As Jesus little foals.

By Dr Geebers

Ronnie Crockett And His Precious Locket

Ronnie Crocket, had a locket,

Which he kept in his right pocket.

That was gold, so he was told,

Which he would let no one hold.

Why oh why, because it was a lie,

Now if it got stolen, no one would buy.

As it was fake, so what the heck,

It belonged to his father, for heavens sake.

Even though, poor Ronnie was slow,

On understanding others you know.

As people did say, he was a bit gay,

Well no he wasn't, he was ok.

Even though, he liked to go,

And do something’s like children you know.

Like play on the swings, totally bling,

As well as doing some childish things.

For one and all, he liked football,

Which was his passion I do recall?

Going to the park, to make his mark,

By scoring goals right from his heart.

Until one day, as Ronnie did play,

He dropped his locket, I say, I say.

Which made him mad and really sad?

Because it belonged to his dad.

Then he broke down upon the ground,

Crying and kicking all around.

Not saying why, he wanted to die,

As he prayed to God, way up high.

Oh please God, I’m a silly sod".

Said Ronnie Crocket as he began to sob.

Oh please help me, please you see,

For I’ve lost my locket my father gave me".

And God answered back, "oh what’s the crack,

It's to your left, make no mistake".

So Ronnie got up out of his rut,

Now there it was with sheer luck.

Oh thank you God, I’m a silly sod,

Oh thank you now that was a good job.

So Ronnie Crocket found his locket,

And put it back into his pocket.

Now everyday, before bed I say

Poor Ronnie Crocket would always pray.

Oh dear God, I cry, I sob,

I'll never again be a silly sod.

By Dr Geebers

Mr Wicks And His Dancing Chicks

Mr Wicks was a fine old fellow,

Who liked to act real funny?

While playing a tune on his cello,

And making lots of money.

When all of a sudden he met these chicks,

Who liked to dance and sing?

Along with doing some fancy tricks,

While wearing lots of bling.

With a hip hop here and a hip hop there,

They made an almighty team,

Which made their audience without fear?

All want to laugh and scream.

For they had magic on their side,

To do the things they do,

By taking the Mickey with all their pride,

Out of people like me and you.

Until this day when up on stage,

One chick with a really big bum,

Slipped on something in furious rage,

And fell and broke her thumb.

"Aaaaaaahhhhhh". She shouted way out loud,

As the crowd they all laughed,

While pointing out their fingers proud,

At this chick who was being daft.

"Oh no, oh no". She started to cry.

"Why's this happening to me".

She blurted out without a lie,

Then passed out dead you see.

"Ha, ha, ha, you silly sod,

Don't you go to sleep?

Get up now and do your job,

You stupid little creep".

Said Mr Wicks the fine old fellow,

Keeping the act alive,

While playing a tune on his cello,

So they could all survive.

Then with that came something new,

A gnome on stilts so high,

To do the things he had to do,

So their audience wouldn't die.

While all the other little chicks,

Jumped around their friend,

To waken her up with magic tricks,

While counting from one to ten.

"A hey diddle, diddle, a cat on a fiddle".

Sung Mr Wicks the fool,

"A crazy baboon stuck in the middle,

And an ant with shades so cool.

A monster to be, a dragon to see,

With many a wasp in a ring,

A cat with a dog and a stupid green frog".

Is what Mr Wicks did sing.

Making ones laugh with his hideous rhymes,

Flowing to the beat of his tune,

Along with the chicks dancing at times,

And a horse playing the bassoon.

Then all of a sudden at the end of the night,

They all got a big cheer,

For all those things that went wrong,

To boost their new career.

In comedy and in magic rhymes,

For all the world to see,

Because Mr Wicks he seen the signs,

Through disasters that came for free.

By Dr Geebers

Mr and Mrs Cold And Their Plan For Winter Gold

Mr and Mrs Cold law and behold,

Came out each winter, so I am told.

With Mr Snow and Mrs Snow,

To bring havoc, to the world we know.

By meeting up at Christmas time,

To mess around with human minds.

As this was the time of the miracle son,

Who brought belief to everyone?

"What could we do"? Said Mr Cold,

To his wife now getting old.

"I don't know my darling love,

Blow some gales from up above".

"We always do that". Said Mr Cold,

As he was thinking of something bold.

"I know, I know, what we can do,

Contact the family and you know who".

Said Mrs Cold, to Mr Cold,

As their plan, began to unfold.

"What contact Mr and Mrs Snow?

Do you think they'll want to go"?

Said Mr Cold, to Mrs Cold,

"Of course they will, now you've been told".

"Ok sweetheart, then so I will,

I'll contact them, even better still.

I'll give the Ices a little bell,

As they will love this I can tell".

Said Mr Cold to his wife,

"We got to do this in this life".

Then Mr Cold went to the phone,

Picked it up and heard a tone.

Then dialled his family one by one,

To see if they would like some fun.

"Who is this"? Was the reply?

"It's Mr Cold, why oh why".

"What do you want"? Said Mr Snow,

"I was wondering if you'd like to go".

"You where wondering if I'd like to go where,

As if I really, really care".

"Go cause some havoc, at it's best,

Against these humans and the rest".

"Yes Mr Cold, sounds good to me,

You got a plan for us to see".

"Yes I have and definitely do,

Have a plan". As their plot grew.

"Sounds good to me now Mr Cold".

Said Mr Snow seeing the gold.

Thinking yes it's payback time,

To create havoc, that sounds fine.

"I'll call you soon and we will see,

The plan of action for us to agree".

"Ok, ok". Said Mr Snow,

Very excited to have a go.

Then Mr Cold phoned Mr Ice,

"Hello who's this"? Answered someone nice.

"It's Mr Cold, why who is this".

"It's little Miss Ice". "Oh sorry Miss".

"Is your father over there"?

"Hold on a moment and I’ll get him I swear".

"Hello Mr Cold, what's up my man"?

"Fancy joining in, in a mad little plan".

"What is this plan now Mr Cold".

"A massive storm, now law and behold.

Freezing the world, oh for sure,

Making it ours, so white and pure".

"Sounds good to me my friend you see,

Have you a plan for us to see".

Said Mr Ice now being nice,

As he through in all his dice.

"Yes I have and definitely do,

Have a plan of action for you".

Said Mr Cold now being cool,

Because he was no kind of fool.

"I'll see you soon, ok my man,

So we can go through this wee plan.

And all the obstacles in our way,

To pull this of, I say, I say".

Ok Mr Cold I'll see you soon,

You crazy old crazy loon".

"Why thank you Ice, cheers for that,

You stupid little dopey brat".

Said Mr Cold, to Mr Ice,

"I'll see you soon with good advice".

Then two weeks later, they did meet,

To discuss their plan, nice and discreet.

With no one around to hear a sound,

So no one knew what’s going down.

"Now this is the plan". Mr Cold did say,

"I'll blow my trumpet at beginning of play.

To make the air as cold as sin,

Then the Snow family you can join in.

And do your best to win, win, win,

As we cause havoc and dreadful sin.

Which will be dangerous in the sky?

As Mr Sun will come and try.

To do his best to stop our plot,

So we'll need help from the cloudy lot.

So will someone tell them to block his way?

So we have no trouble hopefully that day.

Then after the Snow family have done their bit,

Then you the Ice family can let rip.

Making everything turn to ice,

So we can freeze them humans nice.

Bit by bit until we win,

Killing of life through evil and sin".

"Sounds like a good plan". Said Mr Snow,

"When will this happen so we can go",
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"You'll get a bell anytime soon,

And then the world it will be doomed.

Into silence so we can be free,

To live our life’s the way we see".

"Mr Cold that’s a good plan,

I'm very amazed you understand.

That you got this far without a hitch,

And not a word from that witch.

The wicked one that comes from hell,

With flames of fire from the devils spell".

"Don't worry about her, she’s no threat,

She hates the humans don't forget.

As she’s been trying for many years,

To kill the humans so have no fear".

"I see, I see now Mr Cold,

Well that’s one good thing to be told".

Said Mr Ice now having a laugh,

Thinking this was easy and totally daft.

"Remember what happens in perfect song,

Because the humans are smart and strong.

"I see, I see now Mr Cold"

Said Mr Snow as he strolled.

To the door and stood still,

"Don't you worry the humans we'll kill.

Mark my words this winters ours,

Forever and ever and not for hours.

Said Mr Snow as quick as you like,

"I'll see that cloudy bunch tonight.

Then when you give that final bell,

The world will be ours, I can tell".

Then one week later, the call was sent,

It was time to go, so of they went.

Out in force, now boys and girls,

To take over our beautiful world.

Now Mr Cold started with ease,

Coming in with a gentle breeze.

Then Mr Snow he gave it a go,

Falling lightly as you know.

Getting heavier, right not wrong,

With the winds becoming strong.

Bringing drifts and blizzards to,

Then night time came, out of the blue.

For Mr Ice to start his part,

With all his love, in his heart.

Turning everything into ice,

Which made conditions not very nice?

But the humans coped for a while,

Staying indoors in comfort and style.

Not knowing that they where set up,

By Mr Cold the crazy nut.

Until one month later, when things got worse,

Then the humans knew, they where under a curse.

Which made them pray, day by day?

A couple at first, I say, I say.

Then a few more joined in now as well,

Then even more to break this spell.

The more that prayed, the more it worked,

To stop this craziness from this jerk.

The ice started melting and so did the snow,

Then things got better I hope you know.

The sun came out in a bright blue sky,

Giving the humans belief so high.

Melting the ice, melting the snow,

Stopping the cold in the world we know.

Stopping all evil in a natural way,

So the humans could see the light of day.

As a miracle happened without a choice,

That’s because of a heavenly voice.

"I hear you humans cry for me,

To help you out, in prayer so free".

As God he said "let there be light".

While turning evil to make things right.

So thank you Lord, the humans did pray,

For showing us the light and saving our day.

For your our saviour from up above,

That’s brought us Jesus with all your love.

To give us something forever to hold,

And that’s pure love for the young and the old.

By Dr Geebers