Sitting in a pub

Sitting in a pub, with a pint in my hand,

Chatting chit chat, you all understand.

Getting a bit pissed and slurring my words,

"What's that you said"? "You know, you heard".

"Don't curse at me, you stupid fool",

Crash bang wallop, goes the stool.

"That's it now, its time to leave",

Escorted by bouncers, oh yes believe.

By Dr Geebers