There was a young germ called Inferior,

There was a young germ called Inferior,

Who thought he was superior,

Until getting a kick,

From detergent so thick,

Right upon his posterior.

By Dr Geebers

Sitting in a pub

Sitting in a pub, with a pint in my hand,

Chatting chit chat, you all understand.

Getting a bit pissed and slurring my words,

"What's that you said"? "You know, you heard".

"Don't curse at me, you stupid fool",

Crash bang wallop, goes the stool.

"That's it now, its time to leave",

Escorted by bouncers, oh yes believe.

By Dr Geebers

Looking out a window

Looking out a window, from behind bars,

Looking at the sky and thinking of mars.

Wondering when the hell, I’d finally wake up,

And stop doing crime, as it does really suck.

Missing all my friends and family now as well,

What a hard life in four walls called a cell.

With no one to talk to except your cell mate,

This is the life that I know and I hate.

By Dr Geebers

Going to the toilet

Going to the toilet,

To do your little bit,

Bursting at the seems,

As you undo your zip.

Oh no, oh no,

It's just your luck,

That when you go,

Your zips got stuck.

Yanking and pulling,

To get it free,

"Whys this happening,

To bloody well me".

Getting ever so closer,

To let go,

You pray to God,

To help you so.

Then all of a sudden,

In the nick of time,

It decides to free,

To give peace of mind.

What a relief,

Now all the same,

Let’s hope that never,

Happens again.

By Dr Geebers

Going Crazy

Doing all the things, we got to do,

Seeing all the things, that is real,

Finding all the answers, deep in our soul,

When the wind is blowing that almighty gale.

Now saying it, with all our hearts,

No matter if we know that it’s true,

You got to say it whether right or wrong,

You know, you know that it’s up to you.

Going crazy, going crazy,

Come on now, you know it to,

Going crazy, going crazy,

Smash it; smash it, it’s up to you.

Going crazy, going crazy,

Come on now, you know it to,

Going crazy, going crazy,

Smash it; smash it, it’s up to you.

Please, please, will you help me?

Please, please, please do it today,

Please, please, will you help me?

Because I'm loosing my insanity.

With all you people in this world,

Rally messing with my head,

Oh shit no not again,

Here we go, I think I'm dead.

Going crazy, going crazy,

Come on now you know it to,

Going crazy, going crazy,

Smash it; smash it, it’s up to you.

Going crazy, going crazy,

Come on now, you know it to,

Going crazy, going crazy,

Smash it; smash it, it’s up to you.

Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

Come on then, lets do it right,

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

Come on then, let’s have a fight,

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Smash it up, smash it up,

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

Smash it up, smash it up,

All, the, way.

Going crazy, going crazy,

Come on now, you know it to,

Going crazy, going crazy,

Smash it; smash it, it’s up to you.

Going crazy, going crazy,

Come on now you know it to,

Going crazy, going crazy,

Smash it; smash it, it’s up to you.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

By Dr Geebers

Flying Down The Motorway

Driving on the motorway, as fast as can be,

With my foot down, flat to the floor,

Being in the fast lane, speeding you see,

Doing one hundred and then some more.

Banging my head, banging my head,

Jumping up and down, banging my head.

Banging my head, banging my head,

Jumping up and down, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Flying by truckers at my side,

With my top down, all the way,

Showing a smile, with all my pride,

In my porch, I say, I say.

Listening to music, way up loud,

Without a care, none at all,

Then all of a sudden, I seen a crowd,

In a field, I do recall.

Driving on the motorway, as fast as can be,

With my foot down, flat to the floor,

Being in the fast lane, speeding you see,

Doing one hundred and then some more.

Banging my head, banging my head,

Jumping up and down, banging my head.

Banging my head, banging my head,

Jumping up and down, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Turning down the volume, what did I hear?

Someone shouting on a mike,

Then all of a sudden, there was a cheer,

When drums started beating, in perfect flight.

So I slowed down ready to stop,

To find out, what it was,

When someone they just lost the plot,

All dressed up, for the cause.

Driving on the motorway, as fast as can be,

With my foot down, flat to the floor,

Being in the fast lane, Oh yes it’s me,

Doing one hundred and then some more.

Banging my head, banging my head,

Jumping up and down, banging my head.

Banking my head, banging my head,

Jumping up and down, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Seeing flashing lights, coming behind,

Then a siren, squealing so raw,

While a copper began to chime,

Stop the car, you broke the law.

Giving him the fingers, in my mirror,

While putting the foot down, on my peddle,

While not knowing what would occur,

I just turned up the heavy metal.

Driving in the fast lane, as fast as can be,

With my foot down, flat to the floor,

Being in the fast lane, oh yes it’s me,

Doing one hundred and then some more.

Banging my head, banging my head,

Jumping up and down, banging my head,

Banging my head, banging my head.

Jumping up and down, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Crashing through road blocks, not giving a dam,

Speeding up, speeding up,

Supping on a beer that’s in my hand,

Who really cares, who really cares?

Then all of a sudden, it happened to me,

The spikes went out, across the road,

Pop went the tyres as flat as can be,

Then crash, bang, wallop, my car explodes.

Driving in the fast lane, as fast as can be,

With my foot down, flat to the floor,

Being in the fast lane, speeding you see,

Doing one hundred and the some more.

Banking my head, banging my head,

Jumping up and down, banging my head.

Banging my head, banging my head,

Jumping up and down, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Banging my head, banging my head,

Jumping up and down, and now I’m dead.

Banging my head, banging my head,

Jumping up and down, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

By Dr Geebers

Craziness,

 Craziness,

A what is this?

A people going around,

Just a taking the piss.

In a place,

Just like this,

Now that’s what you call,

Flipping craziness.

A jumping up and down,

A moving around,

A feeling that a chaos,

In every town.

Along with the madness,

That’s totally abound.

Now that’s craziness,

It’s all around.

Cause craziness,

 A what is this?

A people going around,

Just a taking the piss,

In a place,

Just like this,

So stick your lips on my ass,

And give me a kiss.

Oh Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Oh, oh, yeeeeeeaaaaaahh

With craziness,

 Being like this,

Going in sane,

With all things bliss,

With all the madness,

Of thy fist,

Now that’s what you call,

Flipping craziness.

Cause craziness,

 A what is this,

A people going around,

Just a taking the piss,

In a place,

Just like this,

So stick your lips on my ass,

And give me a kiss.

Oh Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Oh, oh, yeeeeeeaaaaaahh

While shaking your head,

 And seeing things red,

Within the spirits,

Of the living dead,

That’s well bread,

 And often said,

To bring out craziness,

That’s in your head.

Cause craziness,

 Can be bliss,

With people going around,

Just a taking the piss,

In a place,

Just like this,

Now that’s what you call,

Flipping craziness.

Oh, oh Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

By Dr Geebers

The majestic thoughts,

The majestic thoughts,

That cannot be bought,

Are the things you know?

Which cannot be taught.

In life’s hell,

Which rings a bell,

Unless you’re a grass,

Then you can tell.

And if your not,

Then your brain will rot,

Well that is life,

When you’re in a hot spot.

By  Geebers

The unbelievable pain,

The unbelievable pain,

We have to go through,

Before we flush the chain,

In a portable lue.

It’s crazy it’s said,

When it’s put on its side,

Which is no bed,

Or rollercoaster ride.

Especially when drunk,

After a good drink,

Which bloody well stunk,

Well that’s what I think.

Or did I have a poo,

That was slightly blue,

Well that could be true,

But it covered me too.

So what did occur,

When I shut that door,

In a world so blur,

Was I on its floor?

And if I was,

I want to know why,

For there’s no cause,

For a person to be fly.

So tell me please,

What happened my friend?

Was I drunk on my knees?

And twisted round the bend.

And if I was,

I want to know why,

For there’s no cause,

For a person to be fly.

By Dr Geebers

When your down on your luck

When you are down on your luck,

And you don’t know what to do,

When you want to make a buck,

And you haven’t got a clue,

Just keep on partying,

That’s what you got to do,

Because you know,

You have the answers deep inside you.

When you are down on your luck,

And you don’t know what to do,

When you’re really, really stuck,

And you haven’t got a clue,

Just keep on praying,

That’s what you got to do,

And if that don’t work,

Well then,

There’s something wrong with you.

When you are down on your luck,

And you don’t know what to do,

When your life does suck,

And you haven’t got a clue,

Just keep straying,

That’s what you got to do,

And if that don’t work,

Then the Police will love you.

By Dr Geebers

Sitting On The Street

When I sit here on the street,

Rhyming words that are unique.

You pass me by in disgrace,

While spitting on my poor face.

As I try to help myself,

To make things better without wealth.

So I can do what I can,

To survive upon this land.

To rise among the rich with glory,

To tell the world a different story.

About what its like upon the street,

In words of rhyme that are unique.

Even though it can get cold,

I won't be here when I am old.

Because I belief in what I do,

To help people like me to.

As I am one who has a heart,

Who will try his best I do remark.

To show the world as a nation,

That homeless people where Gods creation.

Even though we have our doubts,

In life itself and what it’s about.

As we will survive by any means,

Even when we get ourselves clean.

To do the things that has to be done,

To help those people, one on one.

To show the world, what we can do,

Because we know God loves us to.

By Dr Geebers

What Is An Addiction

What is an addiction, what can it be,

An addiction is something that satisfies thee.

It could be coffee, tea or even a drink,

Cigarettes are another with the same link.

Then you have cannabis, heroin and crack,

Along with weed as a matter of fact.

Buying and selling could be classified the same,

Along with gambling with no one to blame.

So as you can see addictions a lot,

Of different things that most people have got.

With different circumstances many have found,

Addiction has cost them and brought them right down.

Into the gutters of a shameful life,

Loosing everything children and wife.

Trying to kick it to start again,

But will they do it lets hope my friend.

By Dr Geebers

What a big task,

What a big task,

With a question to ask,

Spare a little change,

So simple, so fast.

Getting a reply,

With no word of a lie,

Get a bloody job,

Or curl up and die.

What a mistake,

So what the heck,

Having drug problems,

Like heroin and crack.

So what do you do?

Well that’s up to you,

Now have a nice evening,

So I can do what I do.

By Dr Geebers