Tuesday, 25 September 2012

Jesus Christ oh flipping mighty



Jesus Christ oh flipping mighty
 Put his hand up my mothers nighty
Then he put it in and wiggled it about
Then all of a sudden there was a shout
Awe naw what you do to me
Stop it stop it its not free
Awe naw thats not right
You can't show me the bloody light
Even though you hit the spot
Oh Jesus please flipping stop
With a quivering explosion which was good
Of pure excitement and now shes nude
Bending over touching her toes
Taking it as juices flows
In and out in a rythmical way
Oh flipping hell Jesus what can I say
Oh oh oh what you doing to me
I'm cumming I'm cumming oh Jesus you see
I believe you I believe you and everything you say
Oh please keep on going to the end of the day
With the gushing of semen flowing so fine
Oh Jesus Christ has blown her mind
With absolute pleasure, evil and sin
So flipping hell Jesus you bloody well win
For your Jesus Christ who we pray to each night
And you gave me a good time and I seen the light
As you banged me none stop and I love you
So please come back and I'll give you a blow


There was a young man called Mick

There was a young man called Mick
Who had a really small dick
It was that small
That when it rose tall
You could use it as a tooth pick

There was a young woman a whore

There was a young woman a whore
Who was an absolute bore
When taking it in hand
She'd simply demand
She wanted it total hardcore

There was a young woman an ex

There was a young woman an ex
Who really loved to have sex
When getting her bit
She did a big shit
And then charged us bloody well tax

Monday, 10 September 2012

Give me beer for my breakfast

Give me beer for my breakfast
Keep me happy
Give me beer for my tea I say
Give me something even stronger
If you want too
So I don't see the end of the day

Give me vodka for my breakfast
Keep me slurring
Give me vodka for my tea I say
Give me something even stronger
If you want too
So I don't see the end of the day

Give me a woman for my breakfast
Keep me happy
Give me a woman for my tea I say
Give me something even stronger
If you want too
But remember I'm not gay

Give me pleasure for my breakfast
Keep me happy
Give me pleasure for my tea I say
Give me pleasure oh please honey
Give me pleasure every minute of the day