Dr Geebers Poetry Rhymes

This blog has been set up to show Dr Geebers poetry rhymes. I am a man who was homeless and set out to change my life around creating poetry rhymes and creating Loose pebble sculptures on U.K. pebble beaches. I did the most unbelieveable journey ever and thats walk 6800 miles, created loose pebble sculptures and mosiacs on 40+ beaches, moving around 2000 tonnes of pebbles/stones to write a book about my journey. With the proceeds going to combat homelessness.

Wednesday, 29 August 2012

There was a young woman with lips

Bigger than her huge hips

That big its true

She had more than two

And now she gets paid huge tips

There was a young woman with tits

Who liked to show her bits

When along came a snake

And jumped in her sack

And gave her the bloody well shits

There was a young woman so dumb

Who took it right up the bum

Who screamed out loud

In the middle of the crowd

And her face got covered in cum

Greedy Cow

Give me all your money

Give ma all your love

Give me everything

Even a white winged dove

Give me all your truth

Give me all your lies

Give me everything

Even all the pies

Give me all your wages

Give me all your cars

Give me everything

Even a trip to mars

Give me what I want

Give me it now

Give me everything

Because I'm a greedy cow

Sunday, 26 August 2012

HELP ME PLEASE

Help me please, Lord I pray,
Encourage me on, through my day.
Let me see, that light please,
Promise me Lord, now with ease.

Making it easier, to move on,
Ending this misery, let it be gone.

Please my Lord, please I pray,
Let me see that light today.
Eventually getting what’s to come,
As life is hard and is no fun.
So help me Lord, please I pray,
Ending this misery, please today.

By Dr. Geebers.

POETRY IN MOTION

Poets come, from all over the world,
Only to write, now boys and girls.
Encouraged on, by family and friends,
To write, and write, again and again.
Remembering their pasts, oh so well,
Yet having the time to create and tell.

In a poem from time to time,
Never saying that it will rhyme.

Making words seem oh so easy,
Oh yes that’s right, so simply sleazy.
To show the world that they have style,
In real elegance, that’s worth while.
On the other hand if they rhyme,
Now that’s simplicity that really does shine.

By Dr. Geebers

Tuesday, 21 August 2012

Would you like to be homeless

Would you like to be homeless
Would you like to be on the street
Would you like to have smelly clothes
And really smelly feet

Would you like to have no income
Would you like to have no job
Would you like to live rough
Or be called a snob

Would you like to beg and steal
Would you like to understand
Would you like to help
Or would you like to be dammed

Yet when someone wants to help
Even though their homeless too
Some charities don’t care
So what would you do

To turn this around
Through art at its best
To do something good
In life’s real test

Well this is the truth
With a story to tell
Through one mans journey
In this living hell

Under a daft name
For everyone to see
Who is called Dr Geebers
Now that is me

So thank you everyone
From deep in my heart
You’ve all done me proud
So I could create my art

Around the U.K. coast
To help people like me
Who ends up homeless
Yet shared his love for free

So have a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
Now I can help others
Through my new career

With a book for everyone
In respectful glory
To help many charities
With a real life story

Respect to you all
And have a good time
This Poem is for all of you
Nicely written in rhyme

Even though I’m not homeless
Not now anyway
I found someone special
Who’s brightened my day

Due to creating art
For everyone to see
What a wonderful ending
To happen to me

Maybe sometime in the future
I can do this once more
With real sponcership
Right round our shore

To give 3 others a chance
To live the dream
Of walking the coast
If you know what I mean

Since there is loads of artists
Who need a hand
To get that one chance
To become grand

Yet its hard when you have nothing
To create art so pure
But Dr Geebers is not quitting
And wants this for sure

So thank you everyone
From deep in my heart
For giving me a chance
To show my pebble art

And I’ll say it again
Without any fear
Have a Merry Christmas
And a happy New Year

By Dr Geebers

Brandy brandy

Brandy, brandy makes you randy

Iasn't that right now my dear Mandy

Because its wicked is the Brandy

Its a lot better than any shandy

Working its dream

If you know what I mean

Making poor Mandy

Simply scream

With absolute pleasure

To simply treasure

In a moment

No one can measure

Because brandy, brandy makes you randy

Isn't that right now my dear Mandy

Because its wicked is the brandy

Its so great it is dandy

Making her squirm

\like a germ

All over my body

And now its my turn

To give her more

Total hardcore

Its round 2

Down on the floor

With brandy, brandy making us randy

Isn't that right now my dear Mandy

Because it is wicked is the brandy

Its so great it is dandy

Ripping of clothes

Touching your toes

Kissing your lips

Kissing your nose

Caressing your skin

Oh what a sin

Now let the true passion

Surely begin

With brandy, brandy making us randy

Isn't that right now my dear Mandy

Because it is wicked is the brandy

Its so great it is dandy

Building up sweat

With no regret

Making sure

We wont forget

Turning over

Like a four leaf clover

Going through the positions

Like a range rover

Because brandy, brandy making us randy

Isn't that right now my dear Mandy

Because it is wicked is the brandy

Its so great it is dandy

Going up and down

And all around

On the sofa

And on the ground

Making her scream

Which is obseen

With the perfect climax

In my dream

HOMELESSNESS

Help those people, who need help,
Over the world from town to town,
Making their life’s better for sure,
Ending this misery upon the ground.
Letting them see what life is about,
Enhancing their bodies and their souls,
Securing a future for them at last,
So they can go and achieve their goals.
Never let them feel ashamed,
Encouraging them to do their best.
See their problems in your mind,
So they feel wanted nevertheless.

By Dr. Geebers.

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Every two minutes someone
faces losing their home.

Help us help who’s next.

MY COMIC VERSE

Money, money, money,
Yummy, yummy, yummy,

Completely insane,
Or is it funny.
Making us see,
Including now me,
Comedy can come,

Violently, free.
Even with glitches,
Resulting in riches,
Surely or not,
Everyone’s in stitches.

By Dr. Geebers.

FRIENDSHIP

Friends are people that we know
Reassuring us as we grow
In our life’s for the best
Encouraging us nevertheless
Never saying we are wrong
Developing a friendship that is strong
Showing us love of a different kind
Helping us through those bad times
Inviting us to be their friend
Promising us friendship to the end

By Dr. Geebers.

JESUS CHRIST

Justify the love of God,
Each day when you feel down,
So you can see what this man means,
Utmost is what we found.
Showing us what he’s made of,

Completely for you and I,
Helping those who need help,
Rise up before they die.
In total harmony and total praise,
So we can do our best,
To show the love that we all hold,

For peace we must confess.

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

Food is something we all need,
Occasionally fuelled by our greed.
Otherwise it’s ok,
Don’t over do it in any way.

For fatty foods are not the best,
Optimize this nevertheless.
Right from the start to make things plain,

To help encourage body and brain.
Honestly now for best results,
Organic food has no faults.
Unconsciously giving you what you need,
Grown natural, oh yes we plead.
Helping your body bit by bit,
Though you must exercise to keep it fit.

FOOTBALLS CRAZY

Friendly people oh yes indeed,
Our football fan’s all agreed.
On the terraces and in the kop,
They love the game so they won’t stop.
Being there for their team,
And chanting phrases as they scream.
Letting others know who they support,
Loudly admitting they won’t abort.
Sending a message across the land,

Come take us on and be a man.
Rubbing it in all the way,
As they come fourth on that day.
Zig-zagging in with all respect,
Yes we’ll win so what the heck.

Friday, 17 August 2012

A flickety do da

A flickety do da
A flickety day
I hope you sure know
I love you I say

A flickety do da
A flickety day
I hope you remember
These words that I say

A flickety do da
A flickety day
These words are true
In many a way

A flickety do da
A flickety day
I’ll sat them again
I LOVE YOU I say

Give me your love

Give me your love
Let it be free
Give me your love
For all to see

Take my heart
And open hand
Give me your love
You understand

Make me happy
Make me smile
Give me your love
It’ll be worthwhile

Come on now
Let’s do it today
Give me your love
And let me stay

Running down the street

Running down the street
As fast as can be
This is not neat
With people chasing me

Making the wrong turn
What should I do
With no time to burn
As the tention grew

Climbing over a wall
Will I get away
Being on the ball
Living day by day

Then the sirens they come
A Flashing away
“Dam, dam, dam”
Is what I did say

Not a good move
No not at all
With nothing to prove
An no time to stall

With adrenalin pumping
Straight through my vains
Many feet stomping
And the rattling of chains

So I hid in a dustbin
To make my escape
Oh what a sin
YOU DIDN’T GET ME MATE

So after an hour
I made it back home
Jumped in the shower
All covered in foam

Got rid of my clothes
And jumped into bed
With a little red rose
And a banging head

Kissing my lover
In a passionette way
Under the cover
Where I longed to stay

STREET LIFE

Seeing the things people go through,
Taking abuse by passers by to.
Realising things can get worse,
Eventually because of realities curse.
Easily slipping right back down,
To that level that you found.

Little by little as you let go,
Into the world of drugs you know.
Finding a friend to hold on to,
Ending that feeling you got in you.

Flying High

Flying high,
Flying low,
Feeling the buzz,
That we all know.

Flying right,
Flying left,
Feeling the buzz,
Make us go deaf.

Flying up,
Flying down,
Feeling the buzz,
While acting the clown.

Flying bent,
Flying straight,
Feeling the buzz,
That’s absolute great.

Flying over,
Flying across,
Feeling the buzz,
Oh what a loss.

Flying out,
Flying in,
Feeling the buzz,
Dying within.

Flying yes,
Flying why,
Feeling the buzz,
As you fly.

Death Comes Fourth

Death comes fourth,
In a flurry,
Killing us all,
Without a worry.

In many ways,
More than one,
In this life,
Of hardship and fun.

Showing whose boss,
At the end of the day,
Through illness and madness,
As some of us stray.

To do things crazy,
With no word of a lie,
Until that day comes,
When we also die.

Monday, 13 August 2012

Im No Rapper

I was getting it a going

Deep in my mind

I was seeing all the things

Simply fine

I was feeling the beat

Line by line

I was keeping it a going

All the time

I was doing this

And doing that

I was doing all the things

For a fact

I was having it

All for the crack

I was keeping it a going

And never looked back

I was meeting everyone

Out on the street

While rhyming words

Totally unique

In different ways

I must repeat

But I'm no Rapper

Tweet Tweet Tweet

With imagination

Running for free

In a simple way

For everyone to see

Taking rubbish

This is me

While having a good time

Down by the sea

Friday, 3 August 2012

Wake Up Baby Wake Up

Wake up baby wake up

Show me what to do

Wake up baby wake up

And feel the sun so true

Out in the open air

With the sun all around

That's if you dare

As we lay here on the ground

Wake up baby wake up

Feel the love that I hold

Wake up baby wake up

Before it gets too cold

Together in our sleeping bags

Snuggled up tight

In all our glad rags

Oh what a night

Wake up baby wake up

Your safe in my arms

Wake up baby wake up

So I can give you my daily charms

As I lay here awaiting

To continue the night before

With no antisapating

Because I love you to the core

Wake up baby wake up

And feel my love so deep

Oh wake up baby wake up

Ok then you sleep

Wednesday, 1 August 2012

In The Moment Of Madness

In the moment of madness

We do what we do

With crazy thoughts

Coming so true

With evil in our eyes

For the chosen few

In the moment of madness

We do what we do

As hell it does fury

In a fiery flame

Taking us over

Driving us in sane

Leading us to madness

With no one to blame

That's what we do

In the survival game

As In the moment of madness

We do what we do

With crazy thoughts

Coming so true

With evil in our eyes

For the chosen few

In the moment of madness

We do what we do

No matter the trouble

We live as a rule

Doing what we do

As nobodies fool

Until madness it strikes

Loosing your cool

No matter who's brandishing

A weapon or tool

As In the moment of madness

We do what we do

With crazy thoughts

Coming so true

With evil in our eyes

For the chosen few

In the moment of madness

We do what we do

With paedophiles

Harming the young

Who should be killed

Or bloody well hung

Until ruthless lads

Who hate these scum

Do what they do

Simply for fun

As In the moment of madness

We do what we do

With crazy thoughts

Coming so true

With evil in our eyes

For the chosen few

In the moment of madness

We do what we do

Taking us to prison

To choke or bloody die

Remanding us for ages

For helping that is why

With some child abused

By someone who thinks their fly

It's worth going to prison

To make sure they die

As In the moment of madness

We do what we do

With crazy thoughts

Coming so true

With evil in our eyes

For the chosen few

In the moment of madness

We do what we do

So hip hip hooray

To all those each day

Who hurt paedophiles

In every single way

And to all those

Who kill them I say

For they deserve it

Hip hip hooray

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